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16 Things To Do at Wal-Mart
 
 
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

 
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
 
OK, I am just a wee bit bored at the moment, but be honest now...made you smile at least once didn't it? :)   I will be logged in until midnight...unless I need to run to Wal-Mart real quick! LOL

Published Sunday, August 12, 2007 9:39 PM by Advisor Lil Mel

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# re: 16 Things To Do at Wal-Mart @ Sunday, August 12, 2007 9:36 PM

I absolutely laughed so hard.  Thanks for the reminder of what to do next time I visit WalMart.  

Reminds me of a funny story about some "kidnapped" plastic pelicans - around midnight - last Memorial Day.  They were returned unharmed.  :)

GoldHeartedLady

# re: 16 Things To Do at Wal-Mart @ Monday, August 13, 2007 1:13 AM

thanks for the after hour humor!fully enjoyed it!!!(damn where you get this stuff?)i hate to say  it,but ither you ain't got a life,or you got great imagination and wonderful free live and let live child-like qualities,oh well i guess imagination is the child of boredom!hehe!
rock on!
victoria...

victoria

# re: 16 Things To Do at Wal-Mart @ Monday, August 13, 2007 3:33 AM

Mel you are a girl after my heart! I hate having to shop at Wal Marts but now I will giggle everytime I go in there.
Rosie

Rosalea

# re: 16 Things To Do at Wal-Mart @ Monday, August 13, 2007 5:29 AM

Thanks for all the comments--I just love it when folks 'talk' to me on this bloggie thingies! LOL

As for having a life, well I do have one--I just choose to overdose it with humor! :)  

May all your days be sprinkled with humor, blessings, and lots trips to Wal-Mart! Hehehe

Advisor Lil Mel

# re: 16 Things To Do at Wal-Mart @ Monday, August 13, 2007 10:07 AM

thanks so much for this, it really lifted my spirits! think i may even try out a few of those ideas for a laugh, i would love to see other peoples reactions!!reminds me of the day my 6 year old and 4 year old stood at the new fish counter and shouted at the top of their little voices 'quick, quick, come and see these, they even have heads with eyes....'

amori

# re: 16 Things To Do at Wal-Mart @ Monday, August 13, 2007 11:47 AM

Thanks for this post. This made me laugh out loud!!!

JessVaness

# re: 16 Things To Do at Wal-Mart @ Tuesday, August 14, 2007 5:26 AM

I am glad everyone enjoyed this bit of humor!  I love to smile, laugh, and I use humor on a regular basis.  Even in times of crisis, I will most likely be the one to find the humor in the situation!  

Although I have come to realize, not everyone shares my sense of humor.  I am quilty of laughing at others--for example when my 19 year old was demostrating something and "leaped" and slide right into the kitchen wall!  LOL   Sorry Lord, but that was funny!!

However, I would never use humor to hurt or belittle a person in a mean spirited manner.

Have a laughter-filled day!  

Advisor Lil Mel

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