Humorous Real Life Dating Don'ts For Men
TOP 10 THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T DO IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER PAST THE FIRST DATE!!!
1. DON'T use a 2-For-1 Coupon on the first date (make that 2nd, 3rd.....my dad actually tried this it didn't work)
2. DON'T try to impress her by reciting the drink specials you've memorized at your local bar.
3. If you meet her at a bar, don't get WASTED and most definately DON'T THROW UP ON HER SHOES!! (You know who you are!!! Seriously true story from Cousin G)
4. DON'T call her and/or text her until she agrees to a next date. (Some consider that creepy and DESPERATE)
5. DON'T wrap yourself around her like a human coat to mark your territory (You may as well pee on her leg and get it over with)!
6. DON'T repeatedly tell her how glad you are that she agreed to go out with you. (Wreaks of Desperation ~ Bad really really Bad)
7. DON'T show up smelling like the Cologne counter at RITE AID. (1 spray oughta do ya!!!)
8. HOLD ALL BODILY EXHAUST SOUNDS AND SMELLS until after you've left her presence!!!
9. CLEAN YOUR CAR!! (She doesn't need or want to know what you've eaten for the past MONTH)
10. DON'T TRY TO RUB AGAINST HER!!! No talking, hinting around about or implying SEX!!
HAVE FUN AND HAPPY DATING!!!!