Buckle UP!!!

 

 

 It Makes It Harder for the Aliens to Suck You Out of Your Car!!

 

 

That is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE bumper sticker, and it is proudly affixed to the back of my car.  My sons are hesitant to borrow my vehicle because in addition to my “Alien” bumper sticker, my collection, (which I switch out and in using magnetic holders), includes, but is not limited to:

 

My Other Car Is a Broom

 

Your Village Called, The Idiot is Missing

 

Bondage is Knot for Everyone

 

No, My Powers Can Only Be Used For Good!

 

I’m One Too (I have a very funny story about this one)

 

Jesus Loves You…But I’m His Favorite

 

If We’re Not Supposed to Eat Humans, Why Are They Made of Meat?

 

Are You a Good Witch, or Are You a Bad Witch?

 

Do Not Meddle In The Affairs of Dragons, For You Are Crunchy and Good With Ketchup!

 

Grow Your Own Dope, Plant a Man!  (That one was on my car all the time when Frank and I were separated).

 

I’ve gotta million of ‘em, (I sell them), so I really enjoy swapping them in and out and decorating the back of my car.

Obviously, my sons like to avoid confrontation so they don’t use mom’s vehicle too often, and when they do, they pull over around the corner and take all the bumper stickers off and put them in the trunk…  I know they do, I caught them, and they never put them back in the same place!

The Alien one is my all time favorite.

It really makes me think about how in an infinite universe, there are some human beings who actually doubt that life exists on another planet.

Think about it. 

Every star you see in the sky is a “Sun” to its’ own collection of planets.

Can you count the stars?

Can you guesstimate the number of planets in the universe?

Our vision is so limited, there is no way to understand just how vast and intricate the universe is.

How can the human race be so egotistical as to assume that Planet Earth is the only planet in the universe where life evolved?  It never ceases to amaze me.

Oh well, enough musings for this blog, my mind is wandering today……..

 

 

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