Doing the Relationship Limbo?
Doing the Relationship Limbo?
I LOVE to dance, oh Lord, how I love to dance, but I hate doing the limbo.
First of all, there is really no rhyme or reason to the damn dance, you bend over backwards trying to scrunch under a piece of bamboo, (the enemy), perhaps weighed down by a heavy drink (hehehe), and if you’re lucky you don’t fall flat on your arse!
Are you doing the Relationship Limbo?
Are you dancing alone?
Are you bending over backwards trying to get the object of your affections to reciprocate?
Every time you scrunch your butt under that bar does he lower that rotten enemy bamboo closer to the floor while he raises the bar on some unidentified expectations of you in order to ask you to Tango?
Ooooh, I love the Tango.
It is the sexiest dance around as far as I am concerned.
First of all, you can't do it alone, you need TWO!
You don't have to be a contortionist either!
The masculine energy twirling you around the dance floor, pulling you with testosterone back into his strong, muscled arms, only to spin you out to the length of your two joined arms, and pulling you back again in a rush! In passion you slide down to the floor, and then he pulls you up, lifts you up, yes! Yes! Back into his manly arms!
Wouldn’t you rather do the Relationship Tango?
I prefer it.
I had to learn how to take that stupid dance of standing in line and waiting to contort myself backwards under the bar and just leap over the enemy bamboo to the DJ and put a Tango CD in and DANCE WITH MY PARTNER!
No partner available?
No problem.
Plenty of men love to “dance”, just let them know you are available for a twirl and they will be more than happy to escort you around the dance floor. Your Tango may not be as passionate as it could be if it is not with the partner you truly desire, but you will learn to enjoy it!
Meanwhile, Mr. Limbo, can stand there all by himself with nothing in his hands but that stick!
Let’s TANGO!
The Limbo is just too uncomfortable!
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