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Relationship Autopsy

Relationship Autopsy

Ok, it’s over.  It’s dead.  Done.  Fine’.  Even your most trusted Advisor has told you this.  You’ve been scouring psychic sites looking for advisors who will tell you that it’s not over, but you know in your heart that it is.  You’ve even thought about buying a spell to try to bring him back.  It’s been a long time since you’ve heard from him, months and months, and you know through your cyber stalking and the grapevine that he has moved on.  You are trying to let go and move on, but you just feel like you can’t.  Sometimes it feels like you are dying inside.  What is your best course of action?

STOP RIGHT THERE.

Promise yourself that when you do call a psychic (if you do), that you will NOT even mention his name.  You will not ask about what is going on in his life.  You will not ask how he feels about you.  You will not ask if he is coming back.  You WILL ask how you can begin to heal.  You WILL ask what action can you take to begin the process of moving on.  You WILL get the support and guidance that you need if you call me, this I promise you.  I have been through a difficult breakup myself, I survived, and you will too.

STEP ONE

Perform a Relationship Autopsy.

What was the cause of death here?

Did the heart of the relationship break down due to a lack of maintenance?  Did you take each other for granted?  Were you mismatched from the beginning?  Was the lesson you two were to teach each other completed?

I am one to make lists.

Fold a paper in two, lengthwise and make two columns.  The title of the first column is “Positive”, and of course the title of the second column is “Negative”. 

Here you will honestly list all of the positives and negatives about the dearly departed relationship.

Which side of your list is longer?

If it is the negative side, why on earth are you so sad?  Feel happy that you are now free to start all over again, fall in love all over again, make a fresh start!

If it is the positive side, then yes, you are probably in a lot of pain, and the only way out of the pain is to work through it.  You will need to take an inventory at your autopsy.

If this relationship was so positive, you must now decipher how it came to pass away in the manner that it did.

Make another list.

One column is your contribution to the death toll, the other is his.

Again, which side is longer?  What do you learn by analyzing your lists?  What mistakes have you made that you see a pattern with at this, and other autopsies.

Now that you have ascertained the cause of death, it is time to allow the relationship to rest in peace.  Perform your personal memorial service.  Put away all of the little reminders and mementoes that keep evoking your sadness.  Put them away in a box, somewhere obscure in your house, or if you are really strong, throw them out!  Most of us like to hold on to these bittersweet memories, I am a packrat, and I have several boxes like this in storage.

The healing time for each and every individual varies, a rule of thumb is approximately one month of mourning, (this is a death, isn’t it?), for every year of the relationship.  Allow yourself time to heal and to feel better.  Take some quiet time for yourself.  If you have been together for five years, it may well take you five months to start feeling yourself again.  Treat yourself to learning something new, beginning to live the life that you have always imagined yourself living, let the travel bug bite you if you are so inclined.  Take care of you right now.

If you are suffering physically, not sleeping, not eating, etc., go get a checkup at your family physician, you may unknowingly be suffering from depression and your doctor can help you treat your depression.

Again, take care of you.

If there are belongings of his at your residence, pack them up and ship them to him.  Do not hold on to them.  They do not represent him.  They are either items that are insignificant to him, or he is trying to avoid drama by not picking them up in person.  Don’t enclose any heartfelt note, and don’t damage them, just ship them to him.  C.O.D. if he was a cad.

Do not stalk him in any way shape or form.  Don’t access his voicemail, don’t check his email, don’t go online with his passwords for his match listing or his cell phone.  What good is this going to do you?  You are staying focused on information that is only going to hurt you.  You cannot control him, and it is none of your business what he is up to at this point as he is no longer your partner.  Let go.  It’s called a breakup because it is “broken”.

Strictly discipline yourself to putting his life out of your mind and focusing on yours.  It is hard, but in awhile, you will begin to feel better, you will be ready to date again and life will resume a normal rhythm for you, but you have to take the time to heal.

When I was divorcing my first husband, my Mother-In-Law imparted these words of wisdom to me, she said, “Brigid, don’t be so upset, men are like buses, you stand on a corner long enough, and another one comes by.”

Truer words were never spoken.

So when it is over, hard as it may be, accept it, autopsy it, mourn it, grieve it, take time to heal, learn from it, and then move on!

Brigid Bishop

 

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Read "Relationship Geometry".

 

Published Monday, June 15, 2009 4:17 PM by Brigid Bishop
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# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 3:11 AM by Maoie
This is excellent Brigid, but what if you're calling advisors and they tell you that the relationship IS coming back together??  You can't see the tangible of how this will happen but everyone tells you it will...I guess this is where the term 'blind faith' comes in and I have to believe and feel that the relationship will come together even if I can't see it.  The universe works in mysterious ways...Did you keep the faith throughout that year apart?

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 3:11 AM by Maoie
This is excellent Brigid, but what if you're calling advisors and they tell you that the relationship IS coming back together??  You can't see the tangible of how this will happen but everyone tells you it will...I guess this is where the term 'blind faith' comes in and I have to believe and feel that the relationship will come together even if I can't see it.  The universe works in mysterious ways...Did you keep the faith throughout that year apart?

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 3:15 AM by Maoie
PS...thank you so very much for your blogs!  They have really provided me with a different perspective and have made me look deeper into my psyche and soul to ask those difficult questions that we put off until something dramatic happens to us...

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 11:17 AM by Brigid Bishop
Hey Maoie!!

My advice (which many find ESPECIALLY difficult to follow), is to perform a relationship autopsy even IF you feel that your partner will return......I will have an entirely separate blog on this sometime this week (I hope).......I've been swamped with calls!!!  So blogging time is limited and I love it!!!

When you are in a "we're on a break" situation, we, as females, often stand still with a "deer in the headlights" mentality.  We focus on the anxiety of "Will he, When Will He, What is he doing, is he meeting anyone new?"  This does not make the best use of our time apart.

It inhibits growth and the potential for understanding.  The "Relationship Autopsy" will help us to get a better prospective on how we ended up where we are......

The healing should be attended to, as should the self-nurturing and the "moving on".

Nothing brings a man back faster than the absence of your energy and the sense that you are moving forward in your own separate (even if temporarily so) universe.

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 11:20 AM by Brigid Bishop
To answer your question, during our year apart, I vacillitated through several levels of coping.  Until I performed the Relationship Autopsy I made no progress and was stuck in my pain.

For the first four months I did everything wrong, I utilized my Masculine Energy and tried to effect change assertively and aggressively and drove myself deeper and deeper into despair.

It also delayed his return as he knew quite well that I was there if he wanted me.  It did not help.

At around month four, when he "disappeared", I did the relationship autopsy......it hurt, but it accellerated the growth process.

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 11:24 AM by Brigid Bishop
After month four I (and the relationship autopsy), I proceeded to move on.........very much so.

It was difficult, but I would not allow myself to be put in a permanent state of grief.  I was still in pain, but I began the healing process.

I dated excessively, and feeling as I did inside it was easy to pick and choose and disqualify potentila males, but it also helped to train me to utilize my feminine energy and easily reject behaviours in men that I found unacceptable, instead of making excuses for them, or trying to make it work out.  

If they behaved in a way I did not appreciate, it was:  NEXT!  And I just kept moving.

When he did come back 11.5 months after the breakup, I was much stronger and emotionally prepared to negotiate a commitment, etc.

I was already in another relationship, but I had regained control through the use of my feminine energies and using the relationship autopsy as described above.

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 11:28 AM by Brigid Bishop
My bottom line advice is, as long as it is broken up, assume that the worst-case scenario of his not returning is the way it is going to be and follow the guidelines of performing the relationship autopsy.

Some women find by going through this process that when the man of their dreams does return, they no longer want him, it's too little, too late, and they have found someone else who is more suitable.

Others are happy to reconcile, but why wait for him to choose, choose to "live out loud" and be the happiest you can, regardless of what he does or doesn't do!  Take back your life!

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 12:05 PM by Maoie
Thanks Brigid.  I have performed the Relationship Autopsy and am keeping on the move as you saw from the pictures! ;-)  The exercise confirmed what I already knew...it was HIM not me.  HA!!  Of course I contributed but he sparked, crashed, and burned the relationship!  But all isn't lost I see crystal clear where the lessons need to be learned to move forward.  ;-)

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 12:25 PM by Shoot4theStars
Wow...this is straight forward and very powerful.  Thank you for all your help.

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 12:35 PM by Brigid Bishop
Use what you have analyzed for self-improvement and take solace in knowing where you did do well!

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 12:37 PM by Brigid Bishop
Shoot4theStars,

Thank you!

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 1:27 PM by Jane Wilcox
This is so wonderful! Thank you, Brigid! (The cause of death for my relationship, I'm sure, is that he choked while wallowing in his mud. Oink Oink.)

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 1:42 PM by Brigid Bishop
LOL!!!  

I think I might of met a Porky or two too!

Thanks!

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# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 6:26 PM by Helen
Yup B, don't know, don't wanna know, can't say that I really care.  I did the positive-negative thing and guess which side was longer?  You guessed it!  I look at it like this.......... if the stupid jerk didn't realize that the best thing in his life was right there, then he's too stupid for me to waste my energy on.

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Tuesday, April 10, 2007 6:38 PM by Brigid Bishop
You're right!  

It may be the push you need to "Bury Your Dead".

What do you think?

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:12 AM by Maoie
Right on Helen!  I did the positive-negative thing too and got the same....If the stupid jerks can't see then they don't deserve us!!  NEXT!!! It's very empowering to see it in black and white...I mean I always knew I was the best thing, but seeing it written down was like 'WHOA'

But Brigid what if you just still have this gut feeling that he'll be crawling back?  How do you balance that feeling with this new found revelation without upsetting the universal order?  Back to my original question of what if the advisors tell you he's coming back...you know me I over-analyze everything!  Ah well...I'm sure your bottom line is keep on moving girl.. ;-)

# re: Relationship Autopsy

Friday, April 13, 2007 12:55 PM by Helen
I say bury the SOB!!!!!!

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