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I hope I do not offend but I really enjoyed this :-) SORRY if it offends you :-)
Due to the climate of   political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseeans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES. '
 
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS .
And furthermore
 
 
 
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
 
 
 
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'
 
 
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
(Loved this one!)
 
 
 
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. '
 
 
 
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'previously enjoyed COMPANION.'
 
 
 
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
 
 
 
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
 
 
 
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
 
 
 
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
 
 
 
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
 
 
 
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. '
 
 
 
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
 
 
 
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
(Loved this one!)
 
 
 
6 . It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

Someone sent this to me and it made me LAUGH, Hope YOU enjoyed it
Joan

Published Friday, February 06, 2009 11:06 AM by DruidsGlenTarot

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# re: I hope I do not offend but I really enjoyed this :-) SORRY if it offends you :-) @ Friday, February 06, 2009 9:44 AM

Loved them!  I always say that laughter really is the best medicine!

Joan, thanks for the Friday giggles!

-Margaret

Crystal Tarot33

# re: I hope I do not offend but I really enjoyed this :-) SORRY if it offends you :-) @ Friday, February 06, 2009 9:46 AM

Oh, love it!  LOL.

James Vitale

# re: I hope I do not offend but I really enjoyed this :-) SORRY if it offends you :-) @ Friday, February 06, 2009 1:01 PM

What an outstanding PSA!!

TrueNorth24

# re: I hope I do not offend but I really enjoyed this :-) SORRY if it offends you :-) @ Saturday, February 07, 2009 9:10 AM

With such bad news coming daily regarding job losses etc and bail outs etc, I enjoyed the laugh when I read this
Joan

DruidsGlenTarot

# re: I hope I do not offend but I really enjoyed this :-) SORRY if it offends you :-) @ Saturday, February 07, 2009 1:40 PM

Thanks for the laugh Joan... I enjoyed it very much.

:))
Margaret

Clairvoyant Liz James

# re: I hope I do not offend but I really enjoyed this :-) SORRY if it offends you :-) @ Sunday, February 08, 2009 3:19 PM

I have frequently come across people who take detours off the information superhighway :-) LOL
Joan

DruidsGlenTarot

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