I hope I do not offend but I really enjoyed this :-) SORRY if it offends you :-)
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseeans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES. '
You must now refer to them as
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. '
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'previously enjoyed COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. '
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
6 . It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE.'
Someone sent this to me and it made me LAUGH, Hope YOU enjoyed it
Joan
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