Spam...
These days our email boxes are filled, and the spam filter is worked hard...and sometimes things get through :-)
I don't know how many unfortunates have lost a family member that you now need to help get the family money out of some foreign country for. Where is my bank account number....??
Do I really need to increase the size of my organ? ( last time I looked I did not have one, I hope I have not grown one in the night!&!*@&@)
Sheesh, now I need to improve my sexual performance? I thought lying back and thinking was of Ireland was enough?? It's gotten me this far hasn't it? That's what my mother told me to do ! I will stick with it........ :-)
Do I want that college degree now?
How about I pay off my mortgage in just one year?? Now that sounds too good to be true does it not?
Do I want to unlock the key to eternal youth? Where is that key???
Do I have time to check my ink in my printer????
Why on EARTH would Costco, Home Depot want to give me a $1,000, they don't even know me, how nice, I could easily find a way to spend that money in either places or any of the others have free money for me....
And isn't that nice that the credit burea got my credit score for me for no charge??
I am spoiled for choice :-) Where do I start?
joan