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Spamorama............

Gosh, I never realized that I was SOOOOO lucky...

I got an email from a princess trying to give me money....imagine that? Li'l ole me, getting money from a princess......I am SO special.....

I appear to be getting money from Several diplomats, AGAIN I feel so special, I mean according to my spam box, I am getting money from Nigeria, malaysia, the U.K., the Phillipines, Several locations in China not to forget New Zealand. I just cannot wait for it all to start pouring in.........I HOPE  they send me dollars.....of course I WILL accept other curriencies IF the rate of exchange is good ( I'm nice like that :-)

I also got an email from Bank OF America, informing me that my account was suspended, they wanted me to give them my personal information to help me out in un suspending my account :-) .......Now that would have been REAL HELPFUL if I HAD a Bank Of America account........

My mortgage information from a bank I have had no dealings with apparently needs to be updated and LUCKY ME, I can do that right from my HOME computer....out on the coffee.....

I am getting a one thousand dollar Home Depot Card sent me to as well.....Won't my patio look REAL nice when I build it.....Holding my breath for THAT one....

I suspect the last time that princess saw a princess, it was in a Disney movie...

And as for these diplomats? I am suspect...... how stupid do these people think we are?

I don't know what kind of world we are living in when there are people who sit at a computer all day, in various locations all around the globe trying to think of ways to part you and your hard earned money........I usually respond with an email that tells them I am sure their mother is proud of their trying to scam people out of money....

Did I forget to mention, I am getting pills to make my member bigger.......now thinking back I don't think I am in any clubs....so why would I want my member bigger?  I don't reMEMBER joining any.......

 

Wouldn't ya know it.....Yahoo has 15 new matches for me too....ain't I the lucky one.....I have'nt looked at that site in 8 years since my friend wrote me the sappiest thing to SELL me on there......ain't that sweet of them to keep me in mind after all this time?

Which email do I respond to first?

Spoiled for Choice,

Sincerely,

Joan

Published Monday, June 22, 2009 11:08 AM by DruidsGlenTarot

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# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 5:12 AM

Joan, when you get all that money, can you lend me some so I can get the 20 penis enlargements that I have been offered, I have a feeling they will cost quite a lot because they have to find the darn thing first before they can enlarge it and as I am female...need I say more lol.

Trinity Connection

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 5:22 AM

Dear Joan:

Laughing...laughing and laughing...I really needed a lift this morning..thanks Joan and I will tell the crew at BofA that you don't have an account there either!  Blessings to you this day.

Rosie

Rosalea

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 5:37 AM

Trinity, Not only will I give you money for that penis enlargement, I will give you money for the reduced viagra ( the Pzfizer Rizer, they call it in Cork, Ireland )  I have been offered. And I am female also :-)
Joan

DruidsGlenTarot

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 5:39 AM

Hey I thought the offer for the reduced viagra was exclusively for me, maybe if we buy a job lot together we could get a discount  hahahaha

Trinity Connection

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 5:43 AM

Oh, you are NOT the only special one here Trinity, and don't you even begin to think that :-)
I also am getting $1,000 gift cards from Target, Home Depot, Lowes....Walmart...you name it. I am getting money from them.
I am going shopping later...
joan

DruidsGlenTarot

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 5:50 AM

Well I think it is pretty selfish of you both not to think about this old lady in WV who they have exclusively promised a vacation in the Bahama's, a trip to France and to take my youngest daughter as partial payment on my account should I desire to open one~!  I know you both think they have singled you out for all those "special" offers but think again for I am heading for France on the next plane they tell me.

Rosie

Rosalea

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 6:17 AM

Rosie, the French do not much care for Americans, but do not take it personally, they hate everyone who is NOT French.
I hope they are giving you spending money for while you are there, the Dollar is really weak against the Euro, that's why I am taking the trip I got to go to Vegas, all inclusive cause what happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas :-)

joan

DruidsGlenTarot

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 6:29 AM

Lol..lol..lol  You better be sure that you take that free IPOD that they promised you and send me the other one for at least we can listen to music while we are waiting for the plane!  The money that we get from surfing the net and clicking on others website should give us our spending money I think!  They say you can make quite a bit as long as you spend most of your day clicking!

Rosie

Rosalea

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 6:42 AM

I did not go for the Ipod thing, both of my kids have one ( well one is mine :-) and my son has taken it over.....I am taking the new razor phone instead......or maybe the choclate phone? I did already sign up for the free dog medication, my little Madra will thank me for it...
Joan

DruidsGlenTarot

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 7:16 AM

Rosie I did the French thing last week, it was okay, I managed to sell some of the free rolex watches I'd been getting, now you two had better be real nice to me because I know where there is a secret oil stash i Texas and if you are NOT nice I will bring it all back to the UK.

Trinity Connection

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 7:24 AM

oh NO!! Don't take it ALL back Trinity, while I sympathize with your ten dollar a gallon gas,pretty please leave some for me and Rosie. I was driving through Texas to inspect one of them there secret oil stashes on my way back from Vegas with my stash of real cheap (REAL) diamond jewellery I got from Bidz.com
Not to mention the Foreclosure tour I was going to take in Texas....
Hitting all birds with the one car trip, don't tell me I am wasting my time?
joan

DruidsGlenTarot

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 7:42 AM

Wait !!!!! Trinity, r u telling me that my rolex is not real?? oh SHOCK, oh HORROR, I felt SO special when I got it .....
joan

DruidsGlenTarot

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 11:19 AM

Joan it's a watch with bling and I bet even your jeweller couldn't tell it wasn't the real deal. Anyway honey if you don't like the one you have I have about 15 I'll send another to you, you might like it better.
Now about that oil stash, don't what ever you do tell anyone what the co-ordinates are we don't want everyone after it. On the other hand I've got notification of 3 more secret stashes so we should be okay for quite a while

Trinity Connection

# re: Spamorama............ @ Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:50 PM

I was not going to mention the other three stashes, you must be paying your sources better than me girl.....
And I go between that rolex and my fake movada...so I mix up my bling just to keep it fresh like :-) ...
Joan

DruidsGlenTarot

# re: Spamorama............ @ Wednesday, September 24, 2008 3:58 PM

The problem with these messages is that while most people won't fall for them, the CEO of an Oil company (or his secretary), who gets a message along the lines of "Some important contacts in the industry passed along your information", might be keen to listen to it.

If the message proceeds to say several billion dollars are locked up and we need you to help us get them out, they might end up going through with it, under false pretenses of course.

Dustin

# Mr............ @ Friday, December 12, 2008 2:05 AM

These robbing evil bastards play a numbers game and work on the fact that one is born every minute and unfortunately, they are right.
Thousands of feeble minded, simple and I want something for nothing people are conned out of their money every year.
Because they are implicated in commiting an illegal act by agreeing to claim something that was not theirs in the first place, they either too frightened or embarrased to report that they have been ripped off.
Police forces are either not interested or to inutile to do anything about it.
These con artist's, operated mainly from Nigeria, but emboldened by Police inaction they now operate worldwide.

Tony

# re: Spamorama............ @ Tuesday, June 23, 2009 8:38 AM

I laughed at this post the first time I saw it and it made me laugh again today!

Thanks for re-posting it. :) It's amazing what people will say to try to pull the wool over your eyes, isn't it?

Cydira

# re: Spamorama............ @ Tuesday, June 23, 2009 10:45 AM

I have just been shocked at the increase in SPAM lately, and I have to give it to some people when it comes to scamming they are damn good at it...... and the sad part is many fall for it.....
Joan

DruidsGlenTarot

# re: Spamorama............ @ Wednesday, June 24, 2009 8:36 AM

My Doggie signed up for Twitter Spam. he thought it was food. *duh* Oh, well - so he only has one brain cell. This is HYSTERICAL!

Jane Wilcox

# re: Spamorama............ @ Wednesday, June 24, 2009 4:58 PM

these days spam is human food, they say sales have gone up in this economy :-)
joan

DruidsGlenTarot

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