The Hormone Guide......
This was sent to me, have no idea who wrote it, certainly I may have thought some of these things many a time, but never would have put it down so well, and I HAD to share.... :-)
The Hormone Guide
Women
will understand this!
Men should definitely memorize it!
Every
woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his
mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that
should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every
husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant
other!
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DANGEROUS
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SAFER
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SAFEST
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ULTRA
SAFE
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What's
for
dinner?
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Can
I help you
with dinner?
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Where
would you like
to go for dinner?
0A |
Here,
have some wine..
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Are
you
wearing that?
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You
sure
look good in brown!
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WOW!
Look at you!
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Here,
have some wine
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What
are you
so worked up about?
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Could
we be
overreacting?
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Here's
my paycheck.
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Here,
have some wine.
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Should
you be
eating that?
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You know, there are
a lot of apples
left.
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Can
I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?
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Here,
have some wine.
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What
did you
DO all day?
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I
hope you didn't
over-do it today.
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I've
always loved you
in that robe!
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Here,
have some wine.
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13
Things PMS Stands For
1.
Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual
Munching Spree
4.
Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide
Me Sweets
7.
Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My
Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men
Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and
my favoriteone:
13. Potential
Murder Suspect
Forward
this information to all of your friends and those who might need a good
laugh...
and men who need a warning.
Oh,
and have some wine. |
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