Ask A Witch: Bored in Renton, WA
Dear Alexandra,
I am going out with a girl who doesn't know that I'm gay, and it also happens that she doesn't know that I like bestiality and I have sex with her dog who is male. What type of magic should I use to spite her, mistress?
Bored in Renton, WA
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Dear Bored,
I can immediately see that you are in desperate need of a "Get-A-Life" spell. The first ingredient that you will require is a brain. As you are in dangerously short supply, this could be difficult to procure. An alternative would be to do something useful with your spare time, such as masturbation or undergoing sterility procedures.
Light!
Alexandra
11 Apr 2004
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