Ask A Witch: Goddess in Toronto, ON
Dear Alexandra...
Are you even a real witch or are you a role-playing wanna’ be? If you are a real witch and you know everything then give me a spell that can make me slim and beautiful.
Goddess in Toronto Ontario Canada
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Dear Goddess,
Whether or not I’m a “real witch” to you depends what you believe they are, but I certainly don’t know everything, so you may be out of luck! Likewise, I'm afraid that the kind of Witch I am does not merely give out party tricks for you to play with, so you're going to have to work harder on improving yourself! Good luck!
Light!
Alexandra
19 Dec 2002
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