Ask A Witch: Loneliness in Woodlands, TX
Dear Alexandra
I am sorry to bother you, but I truly want to become a witch and learn how to levitate objects and myself! I do not know if this is learnable but I am willing to die trying to learn. please answer soon!
Loneliness in Woodlands, TX
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Dear Loneliness,
Being a Witch, as I know it, is far more than party tricks. If you want to spend years of practice and worship to learn how to subtly improve yourself and your life, then perhaps you might investigate what I know as being a Witch. However, if you want to impress your friends, I suggest making a hobby as a performance magician! It is much easier and more entertaining!
Light!
Alexandra
10 Dec 2003
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