We all know that men are notorious for not reading the instructions unless all else fails, but when all else has failed – here they are!

 

If you want to hang on to that Special Woman:

 

  1. When you say you’re going to call – CALL.
  2. Find out when her birthday is and REMEMBER IT.
  3. Do something special for her on Valentine’s Day.
  4. Put all anniversaries into your reminder calendar – yes, you DO need to remember the anniversary of the day you first met if it’s important to her!
  5. Don’t give her a practical gift – she may “need” a hand drill but woe betide you if you give her one.
  6. If she’s had a bad day, the correct response is a hug, not a lecture on how to fix it.
  7. If she asks what you’re thinking about, don’t say “nothing.”
  8. Put the toilet seat down.
  9. Always ask before changing the channel

 

And if you’ve dropped the ball on any of the above

 

  10.  There are two little words that will restore you to favor - I’M SORRY

 

Ladies, feel free to print out The Instructions and glue them to his beer cans!