A little "Zen humor" :-)
What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
Well, it's an oldie but a goodie! ;-)
These are from http://zen.thetao.info/read/humor.htm
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Two Zen monks were walking down the road.
First monk says: "These pine trees are magnificent."
The second monk slaps him across the face.
First monk: "Why did you do that?"
"I'm a Zen monk so I can get away with all kinds of weird stuff like that."
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And best of all:
A monk is walking back from a lecture at a distant temple and gets lost on the wrong side of the river. He needs to get across to get home but cannot find the bridge. Finally, he sees the Master who gave the lecture on the other side and yells out to him.
"Master, how do I get to the other side of the river."
The master replies: "Novice; you are on the other side of the river!"
Note: This one is actually pretty deep; a reference to the ironic closeness of the Nirvana that we search for.
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