Get a Clue!
"Ah ha! So, it is true that on the night of February 11, 2007, at approximately 8:00pm (Eastern Time) you WERE in the dining room with the Maid, and it looks like the candlestick was used somehow....See? I have the proof right here! Do you admit it or are you going to deny it????"
"I don't remember" (Selective Memory Syndrome. Often found in males/females that carry guilt).
Yes! I knew I was right! (Insert puffy chest and ego inflation). Otherwise you would remember it as clearly as I do.
But, Please - the Maid meant nothing! Please believe me - it's YOU I love! How oh How can I make you see that without you, I may as well not even HAVE a dining room because YOU are the one that provides the banquet of life that I feast on! Please, let me make it up to you... Please? Please?
I don't know. I'll have to think about it. I need a vacation.
If you take a vacation, I may not be here when you get back! (Spoken from fear of abandonment, mingled with guilt about the Maid).
Then, perhaps I am not truly the "banquet of life you feast on".....? Otherwise, you will think about how deeply you've hurt me and find an appropriate way to apologize... that is, if I am REALLY the one you want... (Spoken with fear of not being accepted, but the true nonacceptance comes from inside).
And, in reality, all she wants is a sincere apology for the pain that was inflicted on her at the time of the indiscretion. Isn't this all we ever ask for: Sincerity, Honesty, and if need be, OWNING the act that hurt someone else.
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Since TODAY is officially "Tax Day"
and many of you missed my "Tax Day Reduction" Special on April 15
I am going to hold it again today
from
4pm - 7pm Eastern Time
at the discounted rate of $2.99.
Sending you angels,
Jane