Rufus...only for the light of heart....
I'll be honest. I live in a fishbowl of a community up here in the tall pines of Arizona, in a little area that isn't even a town (let alone a city). I have a group of friends that all have a unique sense of humor. So, it really was no surprise when Rufus showed up on my tree.
One of my friends saw this from a distance, and called the local fish and game guy to come and "investigate". Upon closer inspection, it was determined that poor Rufus met his fate when he accidently fell out of a truck hauling someone's treasured belongings to the dump.
Well, the rest is what makes it fun to live in a community where everyone knows what you bought at the market by the time you pick your mail up at the post office. Rufus has been making the rounds...house to house...sneaking around in the middle of the night, and with each stop, having something new added to enhance his personality. The going joke is "Who's Sleeping with Rufus now?" (His minimum "stay" is 2-weeks).
I'm considering anointing Rufus with those huge sunglasses and a cowboy hat. Any suggestions from you would be greatly appreciated. I love a good laugh, especially at a time when laughter is so desperately needed!
I'm available for your calls today! Oh, and say hello to Rufus:
The ones that had him prior to me added the flag, someone else painted his horn....
The cute little jar has the names of who Rufus has stayed with, and what "rule" they added to the game....