The JaneVinci Code...
For God to stop with Adam & Eve would have just been way too boring. So, God created more women and more men.,..on separate planets, then thrust the two together on ONE planet. Why? How else does the Mighty Creator gain amusement? Oh, sure, the Zebra. However, I am throughly convinced that of all the animals in the Universe, Man and WOman are by far the most entertaining.
To top it off, God gifts us EGO - or our own choice, so He really doesn't have to be responsible but can be a loving observer. I can just see Him sitting there at a control panel in much the same fashion as Captain Kirk - tuning into thousands of television sets on a daily basis. "Let's see how Bill and Hillary are doing today", he thinks, as he presses the remote control then chuckles. Well how is Jane doing, he wonders, tuning into yet another television panel. "Yup, still banging her head on that brick". "I TOLD her try not to figure out what men think".....
Well, God, I figured it out, and by gollie I think I've got it! It's called Manspeake. They have a different language than women, AND they hear different than women. Manspeake. It's simple, because basically men have simple requirements. Women, don't fret - I'll explain it all soon...
Bottom line, God - I've got the number you've assigned to men. I've figured it out. Relationships are merely amusements for you. I know you'd love for us all to get along and understand each other. Well, that day is coming! The key is MANSPEAKE, and I just de-coded it! I promise you all that when I figure out a way to WRITE it out, I will. Men are NOT that complicated.
However, it's really tough when they expect us women folk to be mind readers. We should just inheriently KNOW why they are acting like a brat. (That's another blog: The Manchild You're Raising - it's coming soon).
Make it a great day!
Sending you angels,
Jane