True Confessions: In my previous life, I WAS the Village Idiot....
I can see the Mastercard ad on T.V. now:
Set of two AA batteries - 3.00
Remote Control for television - 40.00
Having repair man come out to fix "broken television" - 69.00
Finding out the only problem with the "broken television" is the batteries were placed inside the remote incorrectly: Priceless
The T.V. repair man leaves quietly with my 69.00 and I learn that ok, time for the denial is over, I do need glasses. And, ain't life just grand being blonde - just one more that the sisters can rub in my face.
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This almost tops the time when I saw what I thought to be a spotlight in my friend's yard. Oh great! What are you going to do with that??? She informs me it's a cement mixer....
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If Ignorance is bliss - I am SO full of bliss.
I wish you a blissful day!
I'm available today - and not expecting any repair men.
Make it a great Wednesday!
Sending you angels,
Jane