Here is some advice that might get you somewhere, but will most likely get you no where...read on:

 

If your ever find yourself running from something  down a dark flight of stairs. Stop once you get to the first floor...go to front door. Run for help. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you run past the front door and into the basement or boiler room! Whatever is chasing you will find you there...actually it's probally already down there waiting for you now...

Wishes are highly unstable. If you ever find a genie kill it instantly.

If your friend starts to talk in tounges, grow fangs and/or fur. Just run. Don't look back, go home and pack and move to india and become a holy man.

If you ever find a leperchauns pot of gold.DON'T TOUCH IT! The leperchaun won't be as cute while he's trying to kill you.

When they tell you not to feed a creatur after midnight. THEN THATS MEAN DON'T FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT!!

Vampires have rich taste. Tell them where your rich friends live.

Don't go in the woods looking for the evil witch. She really does not like to be found.

And lastly, but most importantly: DO NOT ENTER signs are put on doors for good reason. SO DON'T FREAKING ENTER!!!!!