My Funniest Keen Call
Keen Speakers, as we're called, have an impressive talent that no one ever mentions. We have to understand every type of accent and vocal attitude there is - immediately and with enough tact and delicacy so that we never insult the Caller - for even a moment.
It can be difficult. Sometimes my calls begin this way:
"Hi, I'm Rose. What's your name?"
"Nuh."
"I'm sorry; what was that?"
"NUH!"
Oy.
Nevertheless, I have a good ear, and I pride myself on being able to understand and enjoy the many beautiful accents I hear each day. I also enjoy the opportunity to further learn how to make myself understood - quickly, clearly, and with a minimum of slang.
However, one day a gentleman from the deep, deep South called, and challenged these abilities about which I'd become so proud.
Because he was upset, his voice became very high and shrill.
He said, "My wife left me three weeks ago - without her pants!"
I said, "Uh...are you saying that your wife actually walked out the door without her trousers? Half-dressed?"
He screamed, "No! Without her pants - her momma and daddy! And now I can't get rid of them!"