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A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus

I've been pondering something lately and I've found myself on yet another quest as to an explanation.  Not surprisingly, it involves the brain of the dude of the species vs. ours.
 
Say Susan and Martha are on the phone chatting, when Martha's Dude beeps through on call waiting. What happens?
 
Duh.  Martha will suddenly cut Susan off mid-sentence and exclaim giddily, "Oooooooh, Dude is calling!  Let me call you back."  Susan totally understands, and says excitedly, "Oh, go take the call!"  Susan takes no offense whatsoever, and hangs up and goes on with her day.
 
Surprising?  Not in the least.
 
Now, let's switch things up a bit.
 
Martha and Dude are talking on the phone.  Susan beeps in.  Martha looks at her caller ID, says, "Oh, Susan's calling."  Dude asks if she needs to get the call, and Martha replies in horror, "Oh, no, Dude.  I'm speaking to you and you're my No. 1.  I'll call her back later." 
 
They continue chatting, when suddenly, Dude's best bud beeps in.  Dude exclaims excitedly, "My BDF (best dude forever) is calling.  I gotta go!" and drops Susan like a hot potato to his oh-so-much more important call.  They might only be discussing beer and throwing pizza at the ceiling -- but he'll do it to you every time.
 
Martha, indignant that she isn't Dude's reason for breathing, is offended.  Now getting back to Susan is top priority so she can whine about Dude's behavior -- and we hope against hope that Susan is not on with her Dude or she won't answer. 
 
"Susan!  Dude would rather talk to his BDF than me!"
 
The truth?  Martha's right.  He would (okay, except back in the very beginning of the relationship, but refer to my blog "He's Been Abducted By Aliens" to explain that one).
 
For some reason, women put men first, but men put men first.  Why is that?  
 
Now some of you may remember a saying my grandmother used to quote me: For a woman, a man is her whole life; but to a man, the woman is just a small part of his.  And generally, I find this to be true.
 
Women tend to identify themselves with love, who they love and who loves them.  They'll give up friends, jobs, houses, whatever it takes, in search of and in support of love, even when it's to their detriment.  
 
Men, they identify more with work, success, how in control, how good a provider they are or would be.  They looooove time with the guys.  Dudes make dudes feel very dudely.  And they don't have to worry about drama or the feelings stuff. I refer to it as Testosterone Time.
 
Seems we haven't evolved that far away from the caveman mentality -- provider and dependent -- which is very odd in today's society since, by and large, all of us are working and the master of our own domain. 
 
But frankly, I think Dude has something here.  Who was with you before love came along, and who will be there after it's gone?  Your friend.  Who is there to support you when something goes wrong?  Who will pick you up when you fall and tell you how great your ass looked when you landed on it?
 
Dude stays loyal and makes it a priority to make time for BDF, while we'll sell our friends down the river in a hot second for Dude.
 
So really, which one of us is a few clowns short of a circus?
 
You be the judge.
 
 

Published Wednesday, July 30, 2008 6:17 AM by Laurie Lee 90210

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# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 6:34 AM

Oh, so true Laurie, and I know that I have been guilty of this myself. But interestingly enough, I am trying to change that. Because, well, number one, I have seen and experienced how quickly I've been put on the back burner, and it's not a good feeling in the least. So, now it will be different!

steffi-beth

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 6:56 AM

Men put their best friends first. Women tend not to view a male/lover as their best friend. Men also tend to have one "best" friend versus women who have a gaggle of "the girls". Perhaps if women addressed their mate as their best friend the dynamics would change. Just some food for thought....

Dream Power

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 7:04 AM

P.S.....  Of course it's a much bigger issue that my response implies and is dependant on the personalities involved, the histories, etc etc.  So, I was just trying to introject a new thought into the equation....

Dream Power

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 7:24 AM

Hey, steffi-beth, it's important to remember that the "girls" are the ones that are going to sit with you when you just need someone to keep your head from falling off, or listen to you cry.

Men tend to be so solution-based, and sometimes time is the only solution.  So it's important to not put the girls on the back burner or dump them altogether.

Fortunately, the girls also understand, and usually will be there for us when we fall, too.

Laurie Lee 90210

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 7:28 AM

You're right, Dream Power, and right that it is dependent on the personalities.  That's one of the challenges with blogs because I almost have to generalize, which I hope doesn't offend others because there are exceptions to everything.

I think your point is absolutely correct, but I also think guys tend to like their "guy time" because it seems less pressure filled.  They don't have to worry about misstepping or offending or talking about "feelings," etc.

Laurie Lee 90210

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 10:54 AM

I am getting to the age in stage where I'm no longer putting up with the type of thing.  Either he treats me right, or he's history. If he makes it a habit of doing this, or, worse yet, yaks with his buddies on his cell phone while we're on a date, he's gone.  

marinachristie

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 10:58 AM

Good for you, Marina.  It's good to know what you don't want - which helps to define what you want and what you're worth.

Except in rare instances or with a good explanation, talking on a cell for either sex is bad news.

Laurie Lee 90210

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 11:28 AM

and if we gave the dudes the same courtesy they gave us we wouldn't get anywhere.

StellaStella

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 11:37 AM

Hmmm, I just asked a man at first he said, "Because we've known the guy longer."

I didn't buy that one, so I said, "What if the woman has seniority?"

The reply, from the horse's mouth, was a blanket, "It's the Man Code."

So there we have it -- or don't.

Laurie Lee 90210

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:30 PM

I too asked dude his response was we change.
I laughed at him then he conveyed it's all over when a girl farts.

What the hell? Who is he dating, lol.

StellaStella

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:34 PM

What, is he crazy?  We don't fart - we fluff!

Shocked at the amount of, umm, gas being passed from an ex (we'll call him Mr. Helium) after the first couple months, I asked how he had managed to keep it in for three solid months.

His reply was "It damn near killed me."

Laurie Lee 90210

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 3:57 PM

Speaking of incoming calls, I do not like it personally. I always believe if it is an emergency, they will leave a message on the voicemail or send a text.
Great Blog Laurie Lee!

Mia

Whispers Of Hope

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008 5:07 PM

Thanks, Mia!
I loooove the invention of voicemail.  All you have to do is leave a message and the ball's in their court.

Hmmm, did I just age myself?  I remember a time without voicemail, lol.

Laurie Lee 90210

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Thursday, July 31, 2008 8:30 AM

Sometimes I think it's also because the Dudes don't want their friends thinking they're, pardon the term, pussy-whipped.  So of course the guys will come first.

Manila Hag

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:35 AM

Good point!

But then why do they care more about pleasing their friends than hurting us?  

Hmmmmmmm.  The plot thickens and the wheels spin.

Laurie Lee 90210

# re: A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus @ Wednesday, August 06, 2008 8:48 AM

My boyfriend and I were talking this weekend about what great friends we are. And the dynamics for us seem to weigh in my favor when it comes to phone calls. When we're on the phone and someone beeps in on his end, he seldom boots me off to take the call. If my sister, mom, or dearest friend beeps in on my end, 50% of the time I boot him off to answer the call. Of course I always call him back . . .eventually ; )

Sunshine 3335

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