...I warned you not to stick your head in there. I told you it was too big to fit. But you wouldn't listen to me, would you? Noooooo. Of course not, and now you're going to hurt yourself trying to get loose. This is exactly why I worry about you any time you're outta my sight. Nagging? Who's nagging? I'm not nagging! I'm HELPING you."
"Great. You got your head loose. Now your foot is caught."
"If you'd get off of that inside dish I wouldn't have anything caught. Please move it... lard ass!"
"why don't you just shut up for once?"
"Shut up? Did I hear you suggest I shut up? I cannot believe you just called me a lard ass and now you want ME to shut up. All I do is try to help you out and this is the appreciation I get?? Shut up? YOU shut up!!"
"I think I cut my toe."
"Oh Baby... here let me look. Does it hurt?"
"yeah, a little bit. It'll be alright."
"Aww honey! Here let me kiss it. *kiss* Does that feel better?"
"yeah, I guess."
"I love you baby!"
"me too you, Honey."
The Moral of the story...
No matter how much you try to show a man love by 'helping' him, chances are he's never going to appreciate your help till his toe gets cut. So when all else fails...
(; Get a knife and cut his toe. ;)
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