FREE Dog Barking Minutes, you say?? (w/pic)
!!! CONGRATULATIONS !!!
When Mr. Black *BARKS* during our call
YOU get free minutes!!!
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Thought I'd share his picture so you could see what you were hearing.
This is his "one millisecond before he erupts" face. :D
I always send two free "barking interruption" minutes when Mr. Black interrupts us. One free minute for the barking and the other one cause I shoulda trained that outta him already. :)) He doesn't bark much, but an interruption is still an interruption.
Yes, it is random, but this isn't a dachshund slot machine even if it seems like one.
However I will tell you that he usually barks at: squirrels in the morning, crows in the afternoon and the traffic when it picks up between 3 p.m. and 8 p.m. cst. If he barks at someone knocking (rare because friends call before they get here) you get three minutes cause I end the call then and we have to pick it back up a little later.
The small print: Offer only good in continental U.S. Maximum 3 free minutes per call. No fair if you set off firecrackers near your phone, squeeeek a squeaky toy, blow an air horn, whistle or clarinet into a phone. Screaming or farting into the phone won't get free minutes either. Yes that's right, if someone farts into the phone he barks. Men are idiots sometimes.
[photo and barking dog © lollie dot com]
The minutes are good for up to 60 days. My apologies. I'm working on training him as we speak. But he issssssss a Dachshund!
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