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Favorite Pick-up Lines

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If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

 


 

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?

 




I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

 


 

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

 



I can't find my puppy, can you help me  find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

 



Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

 



I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

 



Lets play house, you be the screandoor and i'll bang you all night long.


 

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

 


 

 

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Published Tuesday, July 10, 2007 11:12 AM by Lollie-ext-5555
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# re: Ten Funny Pick-up Lines. What's the best line you ever got? @ Monday, July 09, 2007 12:09 PM

Funniest line I can recall being said to me, while looking deep into my eyes...

"You have got the most amazing deep blue eyes I have ever looked into!"

Now for the funny part...my eyes are GREEN!!! LOL

Have a blessed day!

Advisor Lil Mel

# re: Ten Funny Pick-up Lines. What's the best line you ever got? @ Monday, July 09, 2007 12:32 PM

The best line I ever received (and it was very effective, by the way) was being asked if I had ever been kidnapped. This person ("J") wanted to take me out of town for the weekend but wasn't going to tell me where we were going...I was 'kidnapped' and had one of the best weekends of my entire life....did I mention it was my first date with him (but I did know him professionally; he wasn't a total stranger!)  Sometimes you just gotta live a little...
Judy

jc2007

# re: Ten Funny Pick-up Lines. What's the best line you ever got? @ Monday, July 09, 2007 12:53 PM

Ok, I was at a meeting for mediums and psychics. This guy who looked like a classic nerd, polyester pants pulled up under his armpits and the pocket protector, whom I'd met only that day kept standing near me letting his pendulum swing, looking at me. Finally he walks up to me and says quite matter of fact like; " Ah, I have a girlfriend who is in Alien form right now. Could she use your body so we can have sex ?"

Angelfire (O: True story

Angelfire

# re: Ten Funny Pick-up Lines. What's the best line you ever got? @ Monday, July 09, 2007 2:11 PM

Oh Lollie I can always depend on you to get my heart started.  I am still laughing.  I love Angels story it was hilarious!

Rosie

Rosalea

# re: Ten Funny Pick-up Lines. What's the best line you ever got? @ Monday, July 09, 2007 3:32 PM

Ok, I vote that Angelfire revealed the best pick up line yet!  :)

Advisor Lil Mel

# re: Ten Funny Pick-up Lines. What's the best line you ever got? @ Monday, July 09, 2007 5:23 PM

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years', can I visit between holidays?

FlyGirlB

# re: VOTE for your favorite pick up line - follow up to yesterday's post @ Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:20 AM

I guess I am too much of a traditionalist - what about this one:

"Do you believe in love at first sight?  Or should I walk by you again?"

TarotProphet

# re: VOTE for your favorite pick up line - follow up to yesterday's post @ Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:40 AM

Oh Mel, that's a good one!! It gets my vote. "I" want to be kidnapped!

Angel, did you let his girlfriend use your body? Enquiring minds want to know! :)

Once when i was a young party girl I said to a guy, "I don't usually respect a man after I've had my way with him... but I'm willin' to risk that if you are."

Lollie-ext-5555

# re: VOTE for your favorite pick up line - follow up to yesterday's post @ Tuesday, July 10, 2007 10:27 AM

Hahaha, Good God Almighty Lollie ! He reminded me of Pee Wee Herman on downers. No, he did not get any cookies from this bakery.....

Angelfire

# re: VOTE for your favorite pick up line - follow up to yesterday's post @ Tuesday, July 10, 2007 11:44 AM

This was too funny, Lollie! *sigh* I've never been picked up.....
Jane

Jane Wilcox

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