Five Comedian quotes on Women, Marriage and Sex
“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.” ~ Bill Maher
“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.” ~ Bill Cosby
“Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy.
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked
for a jury." ~ Groucho Marx.
"I love sex. I love it! Cain't do Sh*t no more. And
I'm blessed.... I'm big boned. I'm heavy structured. I'm hung low. If I
pull my sh*t out, this whole room get dark." - Bernie Mac
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