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How TV commercials TRAIN US to Stress Eat!!

See here's the problem. All diets work. The question is can you live with them forever or not.  And what happens to knock us off those diets more often than not?  Stress.  And who trains us to stress eat?  We can certainly learn it from our parents.  But we don't need to because TV commercials (i.e. the best brain reprogramming, written by the best brain reprogrammers in the world) so often show us how to handle stress...

"Had a bad day? Wore out? Stressed out? Kids driving you crazy? Husband a selfish pig? Not a problem, come on down, we're your friends, look how much happier you look in the commercial now!  Look how magically well behaved your kids look in their tv fantasy land! Notice how your husband is so much more attentive, loving and fun now that you're eating out!  Thank God for friends like Pizza Hut! Golden Corral, Braums and all the rest of those liars.

 Yeah. With friends like those we don't need terrorists to kill us.... How many times do you think tv commercials have planted that bull excrement in your brain? Thousands of times. Thousands upon thousands of times.

I see how it happened before... I see how I always fell off my diets. I'd hit a plateau just before I got to 190, stress out harder, harder, harder and bam there I'd be knocked out with the inescapable urge to overeat.  Some part of my brain must have been saying, "This will help, we've seen it work thousands and thousands of times on tv... eat and your stress will be reduced, trust us. Those guys selling us food are our friends. We can trust them."

Stress eating, so very well trained into me, had to be rooted out, and exposed for the con job it was. So far the only people I've seen who are immune to the con of where to go and what to eat when we're stressing out are alcoholics, pill poppers and god love those girls that instead lose their appetite due to stress.  

Now look at me, proof that even when I haven't had my brain programming all together, just the pieces, separately, I'm being healed. I was rear-ended at 196 pounds. Painful. Worked out anyway. Didn't increase or decrease my eating at all.  Then the plateau kept going on and on, day after day.... that's stress stacked on top of stress.  Then Kissy, my large dog began to poop in the living room at night.... yeah, wake up stressed already and leave your shoe-print in a gargantuan pile of dog poop, then hop on one foot to the bathroom, you're already running late, but yep, gotta wash the shoes, splash with alcohol, wipe up, then mop up then mop the whole living room floor with alcohol. Then go weigh and see you're still on the plateau..... and not one tiny bit of desire to overeat? I can't make a grin here wide enough to show you my ear to ear grin.

I've discovered that when I wave birds at the food commercials (because commercials are still the best brain reprogramming in the world) it freaks out folks at the gym and it makes friends cringe in the grocery store.  So I realized, two birds is not enough anyway.  They're such liars who have no remorse for conning us into over eating both with their 'commercials' and overloading everything they serve with excess salt, unhealthy fats and high fructose corn syrup which stimulate overeating.  They're killing people in our families, in our work place, in our churches.... they're making our sweet children go through the almost unbearable pain of being overweight kids.....  and to hear them tell it, they're serving us healthy foods because they are our friends.

They're liars. Flock them. Flock them all. I refuse to love any food that doesn't sincerely love and nourish my body.  I used to toss a french fry or two to the little birds that hang around the Sonic.  A friend mentioned they're still good for that. You know, nothing as happy as a little bird with a french fry.... No. I like birds. Just because birds have brains too small to see the difference.... I know the difference between healthy food and junk that's less nutritious than cat shit.  And now that you've read this page, you may begin to see it too.



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Published Monday, October 18, 2010 10:11 AM by Lollie-ext-5555
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# re: How TV commercials TRAIN US to Stress Eat!! @ Monday, October 18, 2010 8:57 AM

Did fifty minutes on the treadmill. I couldn't watch the persistence quote show while listening to my songlist... but at least I had the songlist.  Hurting like hell and grinning anyway.  I've got this. I have got this, this time!!!

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# re: How TV commercials TRAIN US to Stress Eat!! @ Monday, October 18, 2010 10:25 AM

So you're not gonna feed the birds....poor birds! Keep on moving~Rhonda

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# re: How TV commercials TRAIN US to Stress Eat!! @ Monday, October 18, 2010 11:37 AM

lol okay, okay... I'll feed the birds something they'll love that will love them right back - i'll buy a bag of birdseed next time I'm at wally world.  Thank you, you nutty Redhead!  

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# re: How TV commercials TRAIN US to Stress Eat!! @ Monday, October 18, 2010 1:07 PM

Lollie, your great humor should see you through this.  Anyone who can go through this and keep on smiling is really something.  But I agree with the tv stuff.  I have all but quit watching tv altogether.  Most of it is lies that they try to push down our throats.  I can not tell you when I sat down and watched tv.  I will watch a football game once in a while but that is it.  Remember Lollie mind over matter is the key.  LOVE YA

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# re: How TV commercials TRAIN US to Stress Eat!! @ Monday, October 18, 2010 1:39 PM

Well since that one experiment the lady did with the happy meal we know that the food from mc-awefuls will last up to five years without even rotting.
So yea I guess we can no longer feed the french fries to the birdies.

Laura

# re: Thora @ Monday, October 18, 2010 2:07 PM


I know, right.  I'm thinking I may never buy a TV to replace the other one. If I watch a show on the net I'm far less likely to see a food commercial.  Here they mostly only show you ads about stuff you actually are interested in seeing.  I never click on a food ad. So I almost never see them in this medium.

Lollie-ext-5555

# re: How TV commercials TRAIN US to Stress Eat!! @ Monday, October 18, 2010 5:32 PM

I am with you and the darn commercials about food Lollie!  I don't watch regular TV anymore either but I do catch various reruns of the shows on the internet.  

I am an internet addict of a sort and just don't really get interested in TV much anymore.  I do think we are a totally brainwashed society and the ads that really get to me are the ones from the pharmaceutical companies.  I listened to an ad for a shot for arthritis and was reading the fine print on the ad that included it can cause heart failure, loss of vision, etc. etc. and had to laugh for the treatment is more dangerous than the disease it is trying to ease.  

We are inundated with propaganda and food ads are a major source of irritation for me also.  Keep up the good work Lollie and keep flocking the commercials for that is good therapy for you and me also.  

Rosie

Rosalea

# re: How TV commercials TRAIN US to Stress Eat!! @ Monday, October 18, 2010 6:23 PM

Rosie we are soooo on the same page with this...  The very first commercials I started cussing were the ones that are intentionally depressing the hell out of us to sell us meds for our depression that they're building into us every time we see the damn things. I don't think we're real people to any of them. They just see us as cash cows. Or any farm animal you would raise and fatten to send to slaughter. But they've got it so much better. They get rich making us depressed and fat and then we die, and the funeral homes make more money because we take bigger caskets. From cradle to grave we're nothing but money to them. At least I hope that's the case. Be terrible if they are fully aware of what they're doing to humans just for a paycheck.

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