Protective Dachshund - Cunning Watermelon (w/pic)
Mr Black has become very near sighted. Here he's giving this watermelon his warning growl for the umpteenth time.
I spent the morning taking him over to it (oh, yeah, watermelon, sweeet); and walking him back away from it (I don't trust that big headed bastard!) and everything in between. I cut the watermelon with a really big knife saying "Die Watermelon Man, die and never bother us again!"
I fed a bite of the flesh to Mr. Black. He thought it was delicious.
Still, any time he's six feet from the offending melon he's all on guard again. He can't understand why I'm not upset about this intruder and he's sure it's his duty to warn and protect me.
I finally gave up and put the dangerous fruit in the fridge. I don't know whether to laugh or cry about Mr. Blacks loss of vision (his eyes are the picture of health) - I've decided we will adjust and I've been laughing and sweet talking my baby ever since.
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