Swallow Before Reading....
I received this by e-mail this morning. It made me choke on my coffee, so I thought I'd better pass it along with a warning...
"swallow before reading."
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new
shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:
green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would
not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one,
and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son.'
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