THE PASTOR'S ASS
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.The pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it
won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The whole congregation turned out for the bishop's burial the next day.
The moral of the story is . .. . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!
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5/26/2008
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Unbelievable: 20 weeks ago Lollie told me I'd hear from an
old company with great news in 20 weeks. I had forgotten
about it until last week it popped up on my e-calendar.
Later that day I got a huge Fed-Ex package with great
news. Amazing...No that's Lollie!!! Don't forget to write
it down, let the universe take over from there.
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She's right yet again. The last time I spoke to her, she
felt that next contact would be in 10- 12 days. I just heard from the party in
question. Right on, Lollie....for the
second time in a row! She's good....and connected. Thank
you Lollie!
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What a nice lady! She was very accurate about the entire situation without me
saying anything and she knew things only an authentic reader could have
known. She's definitely the real deal!
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