The Chicken, the Horse, and the Harley - [R-rated?]
On a farm
lived a chicken and a horse who were great pals and loved to play together. One day the two
were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared
for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer.
Off the chicken ran looking for help, but realized the farmer had gone
to town on the tractor.
Running around, the chicken sees the farmer's new Harley. He finds the keys in the ignition. The chicken speeds off hoping he still has time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was happy to see the chicken return on the
shiny Harley. The chicken ties one end of rope to the back of the
Harley and tosses the other end to his buddy. The horse manages to get
a hold of the rope. The chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the
aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse.
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A
few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon began to sink
and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse thought a
moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy, and he
would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and
the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up a chick!!
Never had a reading with me before?
E-mail me for your 3 free minute reading before your first call.
Let's find out how well we connect on my dime instead of yours.
Sound fair to you?
Wondering what 2012 holds for you?
psychic memories :|: giggle soup :|: photolicious
focus formula :||: heartache relief :||: FREE Minutes!
