Please feel free to add........

"Back off, I'm not that kind of a car."

"Answer my prayers, steal this car."

"Atheist are Beyond Belief."

"God gives and forgives, Man gets and forgets!"

"I did not believe in Reincarnation the last time either!"

"Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!"

"I fought the lawn, and the lawn won."

"Visualize whirled peas."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

"If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you."

"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell."

"Yes, this is my truck. No, I will not help you move." (I should put this on my truck.)