Actual Newspaper adds that are hysterical!
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful and Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky
neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap
tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat . Been out a
while. Better be a big reward.
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake .. Call
Stephanie.
And, the best one yet....
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer
needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything