~DON'T BE SUCKERED~
The information I'm about to share happens to an INNOCENT sucker everyday, maybe hundreds. Maybe even once it happened to YOU! Nobody forgets this one. NOBODY would fall for it twice, though, unfortunately and tragically, ONCE is enough!
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Keen Seeker: I'm calling about a woman, Shelly. I wonder . . . how she feels about me?
Quack Reader: Shelly?
Keen Seeker: Yes, I haven't heard from her in weeks and I wonder if we'll get back together.
Quack: Oh dear. I feel a strong negativity around this situation. Someone . . . let me put it this way . . .someone or something sinister has put a sort of 'spell'! on this situation. Yes! Yes a spell or hex!
Keen Seeker: You've got to be kidding. No. There's nobody . . .
Quack: That's where you're wrong. See, she loves you so much. She feels such regret and remorse in her heart over the absence of you . . .
Keen Seeker: She does? Oh, I really have hoped so -
Quack: Unfortunately, she's trapped by these chains of a hex placed on this relationship by a jealous person who envied your connection.
Keen Seeker: But who? I mean, it was all so innocent and good until our last arguement.
Quack: Do you think that arguement was simply spontaneous? I mean, isn't it odd how you both just ended after that? Don't you think it a bit HARSH? I mean, the potential of life time love was sooo strong?!
Keen Seeker: Well, yes, it does seem very painful. The end was very sudden.
Quack: Make no mistake, you both were a target. Now she's held back by this negative energy and the only way this can be remedied is by a more powerful magic than the one who was out to get you!
Keen Seeker: Are you sure. I mean. I really love her and don't wish for this or . . .
Quack: Let me ask you something. Is she worth trying for? Do you want this with all your heart.
Keen Seeker: Yes! She's the world to me. I'm so confused and sad all the time without her.
Quack: Well, you called the right person today. And because this is such a deep love I sense between you both, I will assist with removing this curse.
Keen Seeker: You will?! Oh great. I mean, thank you! Thank you.
Quack: This takes a great deal of personal energy and sacrifice on my part, but is 100% effective. You'll have her back by the end of this month.
Keen Seeker: You can really do this?
Quack: Yes. Yes. I have done this before for many hundreds of people. I can bring you back your lost love.
Silence.
Quack: So I will take care of this for you. First a warning. Oh dear! I pick up that this one who hexed your relationship with Shelly is very very dark.
Keen Seeker: Wow.
Quack: Okay, you say she's worth it. You say you want this dark cloud away from hovering over your life and your head day and night . . . the bad luck and depression gone, yes?
Keen Seeker: Well, things are a bit down, but I didn't realize what was causing . . .
Quack: This situation will only get worse. I'm telling you, if you want Shelly back. If you want to ever LOVE again, I need to get to work right away with this.
Keen Seeker: It's serious!
Quack: Oh yes!
Keen Seeker: Hurry then.
Quack: Here's what to do now hon. I know you don't have 5000 dollars just sitting there in your bank account for this type of emergency. But you need to gather your resources and send me at least this much by tomorrow at noon to get things started.
Keen Seeker: What!!!?
Quack: Now this must be paypal or mail. Keen just wouldn't understand a situation so urgent and desperate as this.
Keen Seeker: I just can't
Quack: You are in pain, yes?
Keen Seeker: Well, very much.
Quack: Shelly is worth more than this money which will help you, yes?
Keen Seeker: Yes. Yes she is.
Quack: By tomorrow at noon hon. Here's the information . . .