What is a Post Turtle
Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year
old
Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a
gate
while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the
topic
got around to Obama and his bid to be our
President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama
is a
'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the
term, the
doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old
rancher said, "When you're driving down a
country
road and you come across a fence post with a
turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post
turtle'."
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the
doctor's
face, so he continued to explain. "You know
he
didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't
belong up
there, he doesn't know what to do while he is
up
there, and you just wonder what kind of a
dumb ass
put him up there!."'
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