For anyone who has not read my stuff, I absoluely adore Sarah Palin. And since this is my blog, I'm not permitting anyone to say anything but good things about her.  That is not to say one is obligate TO say nice things about her, but nasty BS will be deleted.  Censorship?  Nah, its more like the equivilent to me standing here with my hands over my ears saying, "I can't hear you."  Over and over. 

However, enomored with Palin or not, I still have some serious questions about electing a woman into Execuive Office.  So here are my top 20 Questions to ask before voting for the Palin-McCain ticket this November...

1) What happens if she experiences really bad PMS?  Nuke Iraq?  Perhaps we should amend the Constitution and only allow post-menopausal women to run for Executive office?

 

2) Will ALL the Secret Service get mani/pedis when Sarah does?  Or will they just guard the salon (there goes "Only my colorist knows for sure...")  How does this affect the National Debt?

 

3) Will she wear a veil while in Muslim countries?  Does a WEDDING VEIL (and tiara) count?

 

4) Are there now talent and bathing suit portions of the competition, I mean, election?

 

5) Is plastic surgery covered by Government Health Insurance?  Viagra is....

 

6) If she does accept Pork, must she also fry it up in a pan?

 

7) When the war is over will she have to relinquish her job to soldiers returning home?

 

8) If she failed to become Ms. Alaska, is she REALLY a quality VP?  Wouldn't it be much better to have the woman who WON the pageant in office?  Duh, can we say runner-up?

 

9) With a woman in the Executive office, doesn't it make it look like the U.S. is "trying real hard" to be like the nations of the EU?  Shouldn't we show our muscle and ELECT muscle?  Too bad Arnold can't run.  Maybe we should amend the U.S. Constitution so that non-U.S. born citizens CAN run.  Talk about muscle!

 

10) What happens if she gets fat?

 

11) Will she require a Coming-Out Ball rather than an Inaugural Ball?

 

12) What if she gets pregnant again?  What if that is her ultimate goal?!  No only First Woman, but the First Woman to give birth (beat that, Condi!)

 

13) Is the Oval Office destined to be donned with Moose heads, bear skin rugs, stuffed polar bears, and Martha Stewart for Macy's window treatments?

 

14) Are Condi and Palin going to end up bitch-slapping Pelosi (because you KNOW someone should!)

 

15) Will Hugh Hefner make Palin an offer for the July Cover?  Hey hey, maybe Playmate of the month?

 

16) How long must one wait after being sworn in before launching a line of skin care, china miniatures, and bobble heads on QVC?

 

17) How does the nation react when it is announced that Mr.Palin was surfing for porn on the White House computers?  (Monica's site, interestingly, was already bookmarked....)

 

18) Doesn't colonial marble deteriorate with excessive levels of Estrogen present? 

 

19) Will her slogan be "Ladies with an attitude...Don't just stand there, let's get to it…

....Strike a pose there's nothing to it...Vogue, Vogue"  (Forcing MTV to re-title their campaign "Rock the Vogue")

 

and the Number Twenty question I ask about Electing a Woman into Executive office....

 

20) When Sarah encounters corruption in Washington, What does America do without Congress and the CIA?!!

 

 

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