Why?
Why do you never spot that stray hair growing on your chin until you are sitting in a restaurant across from the most gorgeous guy you know?
Why do stockings never ladder until you are out in town?
Why do men never have a cold but always have flu?
Why when you loose weight do your boobs get smaller yet when you put on weight your hips get bigger?
Why does the parcel delivery man always knock on your door when you have a face mask on?
Why do teenagers spend so much time in bed?
Why does it always rain just as you leave the hairdressers?
Why is it no one else can see the tiny stone that just tripped you up?
Why do you always want what is on the top shelf of the supermarket?
Why are men like buses, you don’t see one for ages then three come along at the same time?
Why does the phone always ring just as you step into the bath?
Why do all these things happen, because God has a sense of humour that’s why.