Here is a new prayer for those experiencing loss. Lost Love, Death, Job, Housing, Material Wealth, Health, Dignity and Respect, Reputation, and Peace of Mind.
If you are suffering from stress and pain due to losses in your life this prayer is for you.
Dear Heavenly Father,
I crawl to you because I am too beneath my load to walk.
The last few months have all but broken me.
It was only my love for you that I found a sliver of strength.
I humbly ask that you take my weary soul, my broken heart, and my tired spirit into your hands.
Purify me my Beloved Heavenly Father! Wash over me like a great wave of warm white light!
Let the mighty force of this wave rush over me and remove my fears and my doubts.
Wash from me the pain and emptiness of loss and replace it with your love.
May your mighty wave of love wash away the hurt and disgrace others smudged upon my soul.
I am clear and new in your light.
I stand now ready for anything, focused on my purpose.
I have great strength in you! My vision is set only on you, I now know I can overcome!
I can loose everything I own, as long as you permit me to walk tall in your light.
Today I am different because I have a blind trust you will lead me to safety.
I KNOW you are guiding me as I read this.
I trust you will build a bridge over my suffering to my new Destiny.
I have already begun my Journey above and over.
In you I can triumph over all adversity!
I cannot loose my footing or my path, because I walk only with you.
I thank you now for lifting me from trouble, for blessing me with your Eternal Love.
Thank you for every Miracle you have given me and each you have yet to bring.
My Beloved Heavenly Father thank you for healing me in this moment.
You are ALL I need!
Today I received an email it asked that you pray for the person that sent it to you as well as yourself. It was a prayer for financial blessing. What if we took that one step further? I say this prayer for everyone who is suffering worse than me. Everyone reading this now.
> Prayer for Finances (it works)
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> Don't sleep on this...Someone recently read this for the first time and
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> Most Gracious and Loving Heavenly Father, I pray to you that you
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> Dear Heavenly Father, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not
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> God, deliver the person reading this right Now from debt and debt
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> I thank you now My Beloved Heavenly Father for the recent blessings I have received and for
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> TAKE 60 SECONDS and send this on quickly and within hours, you will
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In an earlier blog post I told you about my first experience with the supernatural. I saw my guardian angels materialize in my room at age three. I wasn't in any danger they just showed up perhaps to make me aware they would always be there. My parent's seperated when I was 5 and my mom had to attend a conference to update her therapy licence in a nearby city. We stayed at the hotel holding the conference, and the day of the presentation I was getting in some morning swimming at the pool. My mom told me we had to go back to the room so she could go to her meeting. I had made friends with a boy who could swim that was a few years older and didn't want to go. He had and older sister and her friend there to watch him. My mom paid the girl some money to watch me too. As we played he convinced me to take my floatee off leave it at the bottom of the slide and catch it as I hit the water. This did not go well as you can well imagine it floated clear across the pool. There I was flailing in the deep end sucking up water. Briefly I would manage to surface only to see the two girls argueing over who should jump in. Neither wanted to "mess their hair up" they eventually agreed to stand there and watch to see if perhaps I might get the hang of swimming in a minute. That was my last visual of them before passing out. They stared at me waiting for me to swim, I might have died to preserve their hairdo! I went under the water this time it was not cold and unforgiving, nor was I suffocating on the taste of chlorine. The water became warm and gel like. It was solid enough to suspend my body. It glimmered with refracting and radiating twinkles of light. Before I went under the only person in the pool was the boy. Yet now my ears were full of voices of many children. They were all laughing and happy. As I heard them the white gel light that I swam in began to take form. Tiny hands what seemed like hundreds of them, all pushing me up out of the pool. I remember thinking, "oh good my 'friends' are saving me!" There were more friends than I could count, their hands and voices gave me such a peace. In that moment I was purely happy beyond anything I could ever describe. The love was amazing, I was carried up with the idea I was going to go play with all of them, the most amazing fun I could imagine. I do not recall this vision ending or me falling back. It was almost like there was a space of nothing, then tight burning in my chest. My eyes were sore and felt almost raw to open them. A brunette man was over me peering into my face. Beyond him I saw the girls both with dripping hair. There was a towel under my head. I became aware of the concrete under my back it was harsh and abrasive. One of the girls was asking him, "is she going to be okay?" I was suprised she now seemed to care. I had to sit there wrapped in a towel for what seemed like ages waiting for my mom to return. I was cold, my chest hurt, I was unable to stop coughing, and I was mad. Some of my anger was toward the girls but it was also because the beauty and joy I had just felt did not exsist in this world. Maybe a thimble full at a time in comparison. I refused to talk to the girls that faked to care about me. I did not speak to my mom either I resented her for leaving me with them. I realized that day how small her love for me seemed compared to the love I felt leaving the swimming pool. I slept that day and all through the night not even wanting dinner. I was sooooooooooo tired. For a 5 yr old this is unheard of. I was physically and emotionally drained. In my sleep I hoped I could dream my way back to that place. Instead it was just the darkness of my eyelids. If you are a parent that is grieving the loss of a child I hope this experience allows you a tiny bit of peace. There is such an amazing welcome a child receives entering heaven. In it I had no recollection of the fear I felt, no awareness of my body, just beauty.
A few clients have called asking if I think they should file for bankruptcy so I wanted to inform those of you out there considering it.
There are two types of personal bankruptcy. They are:
Chapter 13 - Reorganization
If you have a regular income and limited debt, you may keep property, such as a mortgaged house or car that you otherwise might lose. In Chapter 13, the court approves a repayment plan that allows you to pay off a default during a period of three to five years, rather than surrender any property.
Chapter 7 - Discharge of Debt
Involves liquidating all assets that are not exempt. Exempt property may include cars, work-related tools and basic household furnishings. Some property may be sold by a court-appointed official � a trustee � or turned over to creditors. You can receive a discharge of your debts under Chapter 7 only once every six years.
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• You will lose all your credit cards (unless you pay them off before filing.) You may also have to give up some luxury possessions. |
• When you file bankruptcy, it stops all collection actions by creditors, including foreclosures, repossessions, and garnishments. If you have filed with an attorney, she or he shields you by handling all inquiries from creditors. |
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• A recent bankruptcy makes it nearly impossible to get a mortgage (although you should be able to do so within about five years). |
• Most states allow you to exempt your home, car and other essentials, so you will not wind up homeless and unable to get around. |
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• A bankruptcy stays on your credit report for 10 years, making it difficult to acquire credit, buy a home or car, get life insurance, or sometimes get a job. |
• Declaring bankruptcy now can get you started sooner on rebuilding your credit and your life. If there is another disaster, you may be able to amend your existing Chapter 13 plan to accommodate it. |
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• Not all debts may be "discharged" in a bankruptcy. Student loans and back taxes (within 3 years) are prime examples. |
• While nothing will get rid of student loan debt, at least bankruptcy will prevent your lenders from aggressive collection action. |
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• Bankruptcy is an admission of defeat, an embarrassment. |
• So is being sued for bad debts, having your car repossessed or your home foreclosed on. |
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• If your creditors sue you, your name will be in court records and may appear in the newspaper. |
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• You will have to explain to a judge or trustee how you got into a financial mess. |
• Both judges and trustees have heard far worse stories than yours. |
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• It will be a long time before you are able to get credit cards again. |
• Good. Credit cards helped you get into this mess. They can get you into another one just as quickly |
The worst danger occurs after you file. Several credit card companies KNOW you filed and cannot file again for 7 years so they want to hook you in the same trap you escaped from! You will be flooded with new credit card offers with very high interests!
- Unscrupulous creditors will likely flood you with offers of low-balance credit cards to help you “rebuild” your credit after bankruptcy. Unfortunately, many of these offers come with activation fees and membership fees that will push you near your credit limit before you’ve ever used the card…and then late charges and over-the-limit fees will kick in, putting you right back where you started: in debt, and with late payments on your credit. So what can you do? Choose your new credit accounts with care. There are reputable lenders who will give you a chance to re-establish credit after bankruptcy. Don’t get so eager that you abandon your better judgment.
- After bankruptcy, you won’t immediately be able to qualify for most conventional mortgages, car loans, and the like. For most people who file bankruptcy and then pay their bills on time, however, those loans will be within reach 2-3 years after discharge. It’s not a quick fix, but it’s also a far cry from the ten years many people have been led to expect.
- You’ll probably pay a higher interest rate for your first few loans or credit accounts—those rates are dependent on your three-digit credit score, and those scores will be low right after bankruptcy. However, negative items on your credit—even bankruptcy--have less and less impact as they age. More recent items will carry more weight, so make sure that you keep your current accounts current.
It is the year of the Ox, years of the Ox are:
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The Ox's personality is unpredictable, rebellious, colorful, powerful, passionate, daring, impulsive, vigorous, stimulating, sincere, affectionate, humanitarian, generous. Can be restless, reckless, impatient, quick-tempered, obstinate, selfish.
I am an Ox (yea me!) This year will be different. It is the year of the Earth Ox. Earth means grounding and change. The world as you know it is shifting. There is a big focus on family this year. Many families will become more close knit. You should look for family changes to occur as well. This can mean break ups or divorce, but let's stay positive! Mainly it means additions to the family, look for the birth of a baby or possible marriage.
This is a great year to find a cause and help others, channel your humanitarian efforts. I found this great site that allows me to help families in my community in need. Hard times are falling upon many at an alarming rate. On Freecycle.org people give away stuff they are not using. I heard about this site as a way to get rid of old clothes and toys cluttering my life. If you are a parent in need this is a great site things such as car seats, strollers, toddler clothes, toys, and even diapers come up for grabs. It's all free! The stuff you are not using can go to a needy family. If you went on a diet and now you have some loose professional clothes a young mom looking for work could make great use of them. It is better than dropping off at goodwill. You get to meet who you help, or thank those who helped you.
Love in the year of the Ox is going to be most likely in May and June. New romance has the highest chance to blossom this summer. This is a romantic flurry so get ready! If you are married this will be a time of new discovery for you both and a chance to strengthen your connection. Love really will be in the air in May and June.
Career and finances may see some changes as well, as we know the economy has been just aweful. The Ox is known for problem solving and creativity. This year is a favorable time to re-invent your resume or marketable skills. Perhaps changing career paths altogether. Creativity may be your best way to survive these economic difficulties. The year of the Ox will allow you to do so with grace and ingenuity. So brave the challenges ahead as a way to show off your ability to survive and overcome.
The dark side of the Oxen New Year, is you may have to face adversity and people that are arguementative and self centered. If you encounter these confrontations try to remain centered. The greatest human power is the ability to stay calm in the middle of a storm. Faith shall serve you well. Rely on it to power through adversity. We shall be tested this year on fundamental survival skills. For centuries the Ox has been used to pull heavy loads, you will find yourself doing the same. Your strength will really show this year.
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I needed some me time and to honor Bryan's mom I spent tons of time with my daughter the last few days. Emotionally I was not up to taking calls. Some people's passing makes you cry forever, others make you see your own mortality, and in this case it caused me to reflect on my own life and choices. I looked at the mothering I have been offering my daughter. She has grown up with me on the phone playtimes are often interrupted by calls. She has learned to play silently in the background. Which is great but hard on her. In future I will be changing my availibility to give her more time. This may mean either price changes or working on a schedule and not advertising. I am sorry I was away when you needed me. Many of you were very supportive and I thank you for being patient. If you have lost someone then you know how quiet and empty it can leave your soul. You can function but it is on a much lower frequency. The energy required to connect just wasn't there these last few days. My goal is to offer you a quality connection. Tonight I am able to do that.
Sincerely,
Dhyana- AllMyAngels
Tomorrow December 11th is the anniversary of Bryan's passing. Grief is a tough journey. Some really special things have happened since he passed. Bryan was sweeter than sweet, humble and kind. I never knew such a pure form of love in all my life again until my daughter was born. This man would have died to save me, and I would in a heartbeat do the same for him. This was a selfless love. Those of you who have known of Bryan and prayed to him have received blessings. He was a saint to me that is for sure. One client went to church and lit a candle she prayed for love, the virgin Mary statue had a tear when she looked up and a few weeks later she met a man named Brian of all things. They are still together. Another client who knew of the deep love we shared prayed to Bryan asking him to help make his one true love his wife, even though she was dating another man. She dumped the other guy and began to focus just on my client. They called me together recently and it was a special call. They are now in the process of moving cross country to be with each other. If you read through my blog Bryan saved me from a
car accident and found me a place to live on the day my lease was up. The new landlord handed me his card it said Gemini Communications
(See the card) and had the twins on the card. We were born a day apart and were every bit Gemini. He is the closest guide to me. He knows the pain of love lost and the joy of pure love in it's highest form. If you have a sincere heart's desire to find, or be reunited in love Bryan might come in and help, doesn't hurt to ask. He loved to help people and was often sad that the selfless giving he did for others rarely came back to him. At least now he can see the outcome of his kindness.
At age three I spoke in full sentences and was a very aware child. I have several memories from this age. One night my mom put me to bed and something extraordinary happened...
I can vividly recall every detail of this night and my room. I slept on a mattress on the floor my mom used to fear I would roll out of bed. There were small red roses on my sheets. After my mom left my room I looked out of my window over the valance curtain to the bright moon. It was crescent shaped and the sky was clear it must have been summer in Denver Colorado. I remember staring at it's glow and thinking it was like a smiley face sideways. I can recall that we had a blue shag carpet and at the foot of my bed were my closet doors. They were the metal kind with slits in them. As I looked back from that sideways smiling moon I saw outlines of beings in my room I could see through them to my closet doors. This was a little bit scary for me alone in my room. I knew they were angels but I still felt the need to go get my mommy. I looked at them for a while a little in awe. They had no face but the outline of a head then a robed body. The one to my left was blue light, the center one glowed a warm gold yellow, and the one to my right was pink. I remember thinking "that one was a lady" they almost had the look of neon lights. A tubular outline of light with a glow that filled their center. I remember knowing they were talking to me yet I never heard a sound. I had a normal 3 year old fear to stand up from my bed on the floor at their side and run to get my mom. I told myself I would do it on the count of three 1-2-3 I counted off like this a few times before actually doing it. My mom was standing on a chair watering a plant that hung in the corner of our living room in one of those yarn macrame(sp?) type things. It was white with wooden beads woven into it. I tugged on her bellbottom pant cuff and said "Mommy, Mommy come in my room there are 3 angels!" She pat me on the head and said, "that's nice sweety, go back to sleep" I tried a few times to convince her I hadn't gone to sleep but she didn't believe me. I slowly walked back to my room a little timid and somewhat disheartened. I wanted to share them. They were gone when I returned. I would see them again.
They have saved my life at least 4 or 5 times. One being only two years later when I nearly drowned in a hotel swimming pool. Another child convinced me to go down the slide without my "bubble" it was a round piece of hard foam with a belt and it helped me float. He thought we could place it at the bottom of the slide in the deep end and I could slide down and catch it. I went straight to the bottom and sucked in all the water my lungs would hold.....More on my experience in the light of heaven, the white light tunnel next blog...Stay tuned!
I went to this store build a bear with my daughter they get to stuff their animal right there, kiss a heart and place it inside the stuffed animal. Today I began to think of the emotions we are stuffed with. We have good memories, the mark of old loves, scars from wounds and the character these moments built. What if you could unstuff yourself and only put back in the good? Life would be so simple. Right?
For me I was raised by my mother who was a therapist and a Father who was psychic. Consequently he couldn't hold traditional jobs because the pressure of knowing how others truly felt about him. This made him stress about money and he wasn't always the nicest man during these places. He called me names and was verbally and psychologically abusive. Are you shocked to hear this from me? I seem so together right? Many years ago I looked at who these experiences had made me and what traits they formed. It made me strong. I would never give back my strength to erase this period of my life. I love my strength. It made me couragous. I boldly can face any turn life throws at me for I have already crawled through the worst of it. I love my courage I would never unstuff that. I learned to look beyond the words of a person to the motives behind them and see deeper than the surface. I would never give this away or remove it. I gained many wisdoms during this time became even more sensitive to others emotions so that the slightest shift I could detect and prepare for. There will be people who enter your life and seemingly leave a path of devestation. Perhaps they leave you raw with pain when they walk out suddenly. Perhaps they shared with you something valuable that you molded yourself after. We are constantly sensing and encountering new experiences to learn, repair, and become anew. Embrace the places you have traveled in your lifetime for they define you. My father taught me the importance of patience with children in his quickness to find temper. We do not always learn who to be or how to act from good experiences. Some of my greatest attributes came from some form of sufferage. The harder you have to work to have joy in your life the higher it's value. These moments are priceless. An easy road in life cannot shape and define character and interest. When we fall in love it is usually for "troubled" souls we look forward to the work they will surely need. Nice people usually do finish last as the saying goes when it comes to love. You are a human mortal person full of varied and interesting traits. Think of what you are "stuffed" with this thanksgiving and be grateful for all of it. Without it you would be someone else. Why crave the life of another? This ensures you will never be happy. Today take inventory of what you do have. I tell my daughter I can live without a house, a car, tv, or computer, the only thing in the whole world I cannot live without is you.
If you have one person you feel this way about you are rich. We are here to make the most of what we have rather than chase what we don't. In an economy where loosing your home and having to sell off prized posessions in becoming more frequent it is more important than ever to count what you do have and know it's value. You are not a house, or car you are a personality. These things can be replaced in time. Love and family are your treasures. You are theirs. We overlook the blessings before us. Tell people they are special to you and often. No one ever gets tired of being lifted. I am thankful for you because you make the world interesting.
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I saw a bleek and scary future without this win. I am so happy. I volunteered alot of time to this campaign I even shook Michelle Obama's hand she is a lovely woman. Financial stress will begin to ease. I prayed about the outcome of this election in the morning of the 4th I saw a vision of a great wind blowing across America to every door. A change sweeping the nation. As a sensitive it was an amazing feeling the night he was announced. I could feel overwhelming happiness. Many souls free from feeling oppressed. Several hearts were illuminated in ways they had never done before. It was a pure energy. Obama for many is like Moses, he symbolizes a chance for true justice.
When I was 9 my mom's best friend Sandy was a happily married woman to a man that treated her like gold. He was good, thoughtful and romantic. She had the biggest smile I loved when she babysat me she was so happy and full of life. Her husband was a teacher. Driving back to Florida from a lecture his car broke down in a small Georgia town. It was one of those towns you hear about but do not believe exist. A "sundown town" they had a law there no African Americans in their town after sundown. He couldn't help his mechanical failures. Sandy was used to him calling from a pay phone when he stopped to get gas. He was due home in a few hours. He never arrived the next day she called police. A week later she was told he had been arraested and that while he was in jail supposedly hung himself. When they sent her his body his head had been removed and the morgue of this little town claimed they "lost it".
I never forgot that aweful day when my mom told me what had happened to Sandy and why she wouldn't be around much anymore. I never forgot that there is such a deep sickness in our society. I ran into Sandy recently she had remarried she was smiling when we spoke but in her eyes was a dullness not the light I used to see coming from her soul. Today I picture Sandy with tears of joy rolling down her face. Hopeful that such atrocities will not happen anymore even in one of those towns.
Do you remember the unabomber, Ted Kaczynski? He was clearly crazy but he was also a mad genius with an outlandish I.Q. First let me say I do not condone his harming anyone, and my condolances to the families of his victims. He was clearly misguided. That being said do any of you recall hearing some of the reasons why he attacked?
His victims were not random.
He attacked those he thought were doing evil in the world. One man was a leading advertising executive Thomas Mosser who was developing ad campaigns that used subliminal messages to make us buy and consume goods. Or have you read articles that some retail stores use subliminal messages in their elevator type music to prevent theft? It's true! An article in TIME magazine in 1979, titled, ‘Secret Voices,' reported that nearly 50 department stores in the U.S. and Canada were using subliminal messages in the music systems to reduce shoplifting and employee theft. One East Coast chain was reported to have reduced theft by 37%, amounting to the phenomenal savings of $600,000 over a nine-month period.
I will tell you my own personal story with subliminal advertising. I had just had my daughter and I was roped into filling out surveys for extra money. I had this advertising company call and ask me about my shopping habits at the grocery store. If I was more likely to buy a name brand for quality or generic to save money. They asked several questions like this. They also asked who I shopped for in my household at the time my then husband was overseas. So I said myself and my daughter. They ended up sending me a "tv pilot show" for me to watch then discard. There were specific instructions that I watch it uninterrupted and that the tape was not rewindable. The "show" was about a single mother and her daughter going to a daycare where she liked a single dad. In a very long scene that took most of the 30 minutes he made his daughter a PB&J using Jiff peanut butter and there was even a close up shot of the label. After I was to fill out a questionaire on food brands I would buy at the store one was peanut butter. Because I was psychic and saw through it I purposely put peter pan brand not theirs. Then I was told to throw away the tape and show it to no one. For their attempt to manipulate my mind I got 20 dollars and some .... you guessed it grocery store coupons.
In 1957 a New Jersey movie theater performed an experiment using subliminal messages. “Hungry? Eat popcorn. Thirsty? Drink Coca-Cola,” were flashed on the movie screen every five seconds, for a duration of only a fraction of a second between frames of the Kim Novak movie, Picnic. They had record high sales of these items.
When the Checker's hamburger chain aires the commercial with their slogan "Gotta eat!" they want your mind to ask yourself, what should I eat.......a checker's burger commercial got you asking yourself the question to begin with. Do you see how you were lead? I have fallen pray to hearing their dumb jingle in my head. I always mute the volume on commercials but this is not enough. They also use multiple flash images in 1 second intervals. There has been research that has shown that depending on what images the brain is shown it can make a person feel any number of things to hostile, depressed, tired, or insecure. Insecurity is the number one reason we shop. Shopping never fills the void. My question is, are marketing strategies causing us to feel even more insecurities than our natural psychology suggests? If this is true shouldn't we have a say over being "programmed"?
I thought we could take a moment to pray for her family. Too if clients of hers wish to say goodbye here since she didnt have a blog set up then let's do it you know she is listening! We are sorry one of us has moved into the light but her path there will be an easy one for all the lives she changed. God Bless you and your family Valary.
I will be back online later today!
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
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Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands.This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
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What's for dinner?
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Can I help you with dinner?
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Where would you like to go for dinner?
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Here, have some wine.
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Are you wearing that?
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Wow, you sure look good in brown!
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WOW! Look at you!
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Here, have some wine
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What are you so worked up about?
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Could we be overreacting?
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Here's my paycheck.
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Here, have some wine.
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Should you be eating that?
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You know, there are a lot of apples left.
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Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
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Here, have some wine.
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What did you DO all day?
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I hope you didn't over-do it today.
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I've always loved you in that robe!
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13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly, Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect