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Psychic reader gives you a little Trivial Pursuit, provides prayers, informs you of some household hints, inspirational tid bits, and seasons it all with a few funny things!

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Angels explained by children
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I only know the names of two angels,?
Hark and Harold.
-Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear
halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists
are working on it ...
-Olive, 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die.
Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the
flight training to go through. And then you got to agree
to wear those angel clothes.
-Matthew, 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids
when God has to go do something else.
-Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with math,
but he's not much good for science.
-Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink
milk from Holy Cows!!!
-Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you
up to heaven. The main subject is where you
went wrong before you got dead.
-Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and
counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath,
somewhere there's a tornado.
-Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy.
If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your
window and leaves money under your pillow. Then
when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter.
-Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God
and his Son, who's a very good carpenter.
-Jared, 8?

All angels are girls because they gotta wear
dresses and boys didn't go for it.
-Antonio, 9?

My angel is my grandma who died last year.
She got a big head start on helping me while
she was still down here on earth.
- Jody, 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal
sick animals and pets.   And if they don't make
the animals get better, they help the child get over it.
-Vicki, 8

What I don't get about angels is why,
when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
- Sarah, 7

posted Saturday, January 10, 2009 11:17 AM by Grace Carrington | 0 Comments

Trivial Pursuit

Trivial Pursuit


Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?


Answers are below.


1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.


2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.


3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.


4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.


5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!


6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.


7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.


8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.


9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.


10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.


11. The average housefly lives for one month.


12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.


13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.


14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.


15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.


16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.


17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.


18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.


19 John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."


20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.


21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.


22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.


23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.


24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.


25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.


26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.




 

They are all TRUE
... Now go back and think about #16!!!

posted Friday, August 10, 2007 3:19 PM by Grace Carrington | 1 Comments

Prayers

 

                                  

Prayer of Protection:

The Light of God surrounds me
The love of God enfolds me
The power of God protects me
The presence of God watches over me
Wherever I am, God is.

I ASKED GOD.........

I asked God to take away my pain.
 
God said, No.
 
It is not for me to take away,
 
but for you to give it up.
 
 
I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
 
God said, No.
 
Her spirit is whole, her body is only temporary.
 
 
I asked God to grant me patience.
 
God said, No.
 
Patience is a by-product of tribulations;
 
it isn't granted, it is learnt.
 
 
I asked God to give me happiness.
 
God said, No.
 
I give you blessings.
 
Happiness is up to you.
 
 
I asked God to spare me pain.
 
God said, No.
 
Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares
 
and brings you closer to me.
 
 
I asked for all things that I might enjoy life.
 
God said, No.
 
I will give you life so that you may enjoy all things.
 
 
I asked God to
help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.
 
God said...Ahhhh,
 
....finally you have the idea. 


 

posted Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:09 AM by Grace Carrington | 4 Comments
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The Rope....a lesson in faith

You block your dream when you allow your fear to grow bigger than your faith.

-Mary Manin Morrissey
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Please click link, it's well worth the wait to load: The Rope
 
Thank you for visiting here today and please feel free
to key in comments about this post.
Blessings, Grace
 
 
 
 

posted Thursday, April 05, 2007 1:48 PM by Grace Carrington | 3 Comments
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Meditate, relax and let spirit enter

Meditation is so important in today's busy life.  Nurturing yourself is important if you expect to have what it takes to nurture those around you.  Setting aside quiet time to clear our minds once a day creates a ritual that becomes second nature in our life. Our minds will begin to settle with less effort each time. That practice of clearing our minds allows us to be increasingly more open so that we can perceive the world as the new beginning it was meant to be each and every new day.  Dream a little.  Allow that to happen for yourself.  Tell yourself positive messages, for instance, like you know you deserve the very best life has to offer so therefore you deserve happiness and love. 

 


posted Thursday, April 05, 2007 1:23 PM by Grace Carrington | 4 Comments

Are you a Martha or a Maxine?

 

*Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
 

*Maxine's Way *

Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!
 
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.  
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year.  
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.  
Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.  
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."  
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"  
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.  
Celery? Never heard of it!  
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.  
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.  
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.  
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!  
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.  
 Go ask that very cute neighbor 
 if he can open it for you.  
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.  
  Leftover wine???????? 
  
HELLO !!!!!!!

Women are Complicated!

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OKAY, NOW LET'S NOT BE SHY PEOPLE....I appreciate any comments you wanna make here about this particular silly old post!!

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I just wanted you all to know that I have entered the Snapdragon part of my life!

Part of me has snapped.....

And the rest of me is draggin'!

Subject: Still Waiting.....
            I did what you told me...
I sent the email to 10 people like you said.

I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen
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LET'S NOT BE SHY PEOPLE....I appreciate your comments you want to key in for this post please?

Big hugs, Grace

Murphy's Lesser-Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

3. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.

8. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

 



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Help Wanted: Mom

POSITION: Mom, Mama, Mother 



JOB DESCRIPTION: Long-term team players needed for challenging work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. 

RESPONSIBILITIES: For the rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 m.p.h. in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, and an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility. 

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT AND PROMOTION: Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you. 

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis. 

WAGES AND COMPENSATION: Get this: You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more. 

BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered, this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right. 

 

Gotta Love that Maxine!! 



 

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Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some fun out of life,
and pass it on to other folk
.

 

 

 

That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger...

posted Wednesday, March 28, 2007 11:52 AM by Grace Carrington | 2 Comments
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Some Wisdoms

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 Subject: Management Lesson

 

Lesson One

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
the rabbit and ate it..

Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.



Lesson Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull. "They're packed with vitamins.

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at
the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him
out of the tree.

Management Lesson - Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there.



Lesson Three

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird
lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy,
and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and
came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug
him out and ate him.

Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who shit on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!



This ends your two minute management course!

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Things Our Mothers Taught Us:


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.


8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONS.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once! , I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

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June 4, 2007
The Real Thing

Love Should Feel Good

Often in our lives, we fall prey to the idea of a thing rather than actually experiencing the thing itself. We see this at play in our love lives and in the love lives of our friends, our family, and even fictional characters. The conceptualizing, depiction, and pursuit of true love are multimillion-dollar industries in the modern world. However, very little of what is offered actually leads us to an authentic experience of love. Moreover, as we grasp for what we think we want and fail to find it, we may suffer and bring suffering to others. When this is the case, when we suffer more than we feel healed, we can be fairly certain that what we have found is not love but something else.

When we feel anxious, excited, nervous, and thrilled, we are probably experiencing romance, not love. Romance can be a lot of fun as long as we do not try to make too much of it. If we try to make more of it than it is, the romance then becomes painful. Romance may lead to love, but it may also fade without blossoming into anything more than a flirtation. If we cling to it and try to make it more, we might find ourselves pining for a fantasy, or worse, stuck in a relationship that was never meant to last.

Real love is identifiable by the way it makes us feel. Love should feel good. There is a peaceful quality to an authentic experience of love that penetrates to our core, touching a part of ourselves that has always been there. True love activates this inner being, filling us with warmth and light. An authentic experience of love does not ask us to look a certain way, drive a certain car, or have a certain job. It takes us as we are, no changes required. When people truly love us, their love for us awakens our love for ourselves. They remind us that what we seek outside of ourselves is a mirror image of the lover within. In this way, true love never makes us feel needy or lacking or anxious. Instead, true love empowers us with its implicit message that we are, always have been, and always will be, made of love.

 

Click the link below and be sure to

turn your sound on....Oh, and you may want to 

put on your dancing shoes on for this!!  

GREAT WISDOM PUT TO GREAT MUSIC !! 

 

 
 
Oh...Didn't ya' just love that?!
 
The Woodpecker Might have to go!
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Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark   
 One : Don't miss the boat.  
 Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.  
 Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.  
 Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.  
 Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.  
 Six : Build your future on high ground.  
 Seven! : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.  
 Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.  
 Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.  
 Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.  
 Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.
 
May your troubles be less,
may your blessings be more,
and may nothing but happiness
come through your door!

posted Wednesday, March 28, 2007 11:29 AM by Grace Carrington | 4 Comments
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Household Hints
Did You Know That? Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."
Did you know that
Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Also put some on pimples at night and this helps to dry them out by morning. 
Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong
Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Achy muscles from a bout of the flu?
Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.
Sore throat?
Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer . Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it  
 at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly -- even though the product was never been advertised for this use (Note: Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine is not the same. and it contains aspirin, which can cause stomach bleeding if you have ulcers.)
Honey
remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it.  
 Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.
Listerine
therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.
Easy eyeglass protection
... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.
Coca-Cola
cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.
Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer
... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you ca n't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.
Smart splinter remover
...just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off 
 the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.
Hunt's
tomato paste boil cure....cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.
Balm for broken blisters
....To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine ... a powerful antiseptic.
Heinz
vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour.  
 The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.
Kills fleas instantly
. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas.
Coca-Cola cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.
Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer
... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you ca n't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.
Smart splinter remover
...just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off 
 the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.
Hunt's
tomato paste boil cure....cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.
Balm for broken blisters
....To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine ... a powerful antiseptic.
Heinz
vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour.  
 The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.
Kills fleas instantly
. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas.
Rainy day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with 
  Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.
Eliminate ear mites
... All i t takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with  
 a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.
Quaker Oats
for fast pain relief....It's not just for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup  
 of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing   relief from arthritis pain.
Air Freshener: To make your own air freshener, mix 2 parts liquid Downey fabric softener to 4 parts water, put in spray bottle and your home will smell great. Works well on furniture and beds also. I spray my home every morning and the great smell lasts all day !!!!! Anita, NM
or
Spray your favorite perfume on your light bulbs ,and turn on the lights. Also try spraying a little of
your perfume on your curtains, and then open the windows ,makes the whole house smell great. Valerie Leach, TN
Animal Care: If you are having problems with your puppy or dog chewing, I suggest using "Vicks Vapor Rub". Rub some of this onto the surface that you want your pet to avoid... the smell of it usually keeps their sensitive noses far enough away that chewing isn't an option! I have used this safely with my Greater Swiss Mountain Dogs for years! The Vapor Rub last longer than most other products, too. This keeps from having to re-apply so often! Leigh Conner

A cool treat for the summer for your dogs is homemade Popsicles. We get Dixie cups and fill them with water, then add a few drops of lemon juice. After frozen, they make a great treat. Just peel the cup off, and hand over to your dog. Our dog loves this. Amy Wade

Animal Control: Pour a little bleach on your outside trash in order to keep the animals away. Rita

Ants: Instead of buying ant killer. Purchase a box of saltine crackers. Crumble the cracker and sprinkle over the ant pile. The salt in the cracker will make the ant explode. Vivian Lerma, TX
With Spring here you are likely to come across those pesky ants. If these creatures are ruining your life, whether it's in the house or outside here is away to rid yourself and your family of these intruders. Grits...yes I said it, good old fashion Grits...Not the instant kind either. Last year my neighbor had huge ant hills in his yard and used my suggestion, after spending many dollars at the local hardware store, and it got rid of hundreds of ants. Sandra Ochodnicky, MI

For ants, sprinkle cinnamon along the doorways, outside window sills, and other openings to the house. It's like an ant- shield! Amanda Wells, OR

For problems with ant piles just pour bleach all over the pile. This will not only kill the ants, but keep them from coming back. Reneta, LA

If you have ants in or outside your home simply fill a spray bottle with alcohol. Treat infected areas in and around your house. Then, sprinkle baby powder over treated area. This will not only kill the ants, but prevent them from coming back. Erika Dejesus, FL

Bee Stings: In a mixing bowl add 1 cup of baking soda and 3/4 cup of white or apple cider vinegar. Mix until a paste is formed. Tear off a section of brown paper bag (the size of the infected area) soak this piece of brown paper bag in the mixture of baking soda and vinegar. Apply a thin coat of mixture on the infected area, then cover area with soaked brown paper bag. This works best if applied immediately after being stung. Crystal Wood

Bleached Hands: Simply use pure lemon juice and add a sprinkle of sugar. Rub hands together vigorously and rinse. No more smelly hands. Jennifer, KY

Broken Light Bulb: Broken Light Bulb Removal: Use a small potato. Make sure light switch is turned off. Place potato against broken light base and unscrew counterclockwise. It really works! Melissa Krieger, AL
Bruises:  In the event you find you have a bruise try this: Slice a raw onion and place it on the bruised area (avoid broken skin). Allow the onion slice to set for at least 5 minutes  and you will notice the bruise heal quicker.  Dawn Peetz, NE
Bug Bites: When camping, hiking, or just hanging on the patio, and your bit by a mosquito...PUT HEMORRHOID CREAM ON IT!  It will instantly stop itching! Just a little dab will work perfect! Does exactly as it claims: "shrinks swelling, stops itching" Try it! Shirley, OR

Wrap raw fatty salty bacon around bites overnight. It will pull the poison out of the bites, my pediatrician told me this one. Loretta Kitchens, MS

Bug Repellant: When outdoors put a dryer sheet hanging out of one of your pockets, it will help keep the mosquitoes away. (Also works great keeping your TV screen dust free.) Sharon L. Ziolek
Take a paper towel and soak it with Vinegar and rub on arms, legs, etc. Once dry it will not smell. Rita, OH

If you have a problem with fruit flies. Pour a small amount of lemon scented ammonia in a glass and place it in the windowsill. Drives the fruit flies away every time. Retta Murphy, SC

Bug Repellant (for pet food feeders): When planning your vacations, and pet food will be left in automatic feeders outside, sprinkle baby powder around the feeder. This will definitely keep ants out of pet food. Ants will not cross over the powder lines. (Be sure to sprinkle the powder before you place the feeders down in order to keep the powder residue out of the pet food). Glenda Rodenbaugh, Jackson MS
Bug Repellent (for flour containers): When you put flour in a container, place a piece of spearmint gum in the container to keep the bugs away. Tammy Rios, TX
Burns: Take instant tea granules and add enough drops of water to make a paste. Put over the burned area and let dry. Leave on for as long as possible. It helps heal your burn and ease the pain with the burn. You might look funny but it works. Melodee, IA

Burnt Tongue: If you burn your tongue on something hot to eat (hot coffee or soup) put a teaspoon of sugar on your tongue and hold your tongue against the roof of your mouth and let the sugar melt. This will keep your tongue from getting sore from the burn. I'm not really sure why this works, but it really does work! Mary, IN
Candles: Place in the freezer for at least 3 hours prior to burning and they will burn much longer. CD Scratches: To remove scratches on CD's rub smooth peanut butter on the CD then wipe it away with a coffee filter. Yvonne M.
Canker sore: For canker sores on the outside of you lips mix baking soda and water to a
paste and put on the canker sore. Let harden and leave on as long as possible. This helps dry out the sore and shortens the length of the canker sore. It's much cheaper than the products advertised! Melodee, IA

Car Odor: A great way to get those unwanted smells out of your vehicle is to take 3 or 4 fresh apples and cut in half. Place in an open container in your vehicle for a day or two. The smell will be gone! Kim Jackson
Condiments: My family takes their lunches to work everyday. Instead of buying the expensive packages of mayonnaise or mustard, I put a tablespoon in a snack bag so the sandwiches won't get soggy. At lunchtime they cut the tip off of the corner of the snack bag and drizzle it on their bread. Elaine Wallace, TN

Conserving Energy: To save energy I make sure that in the summer when the air conditioner is running the most during the day the pool filter is running at night and in the winter when the heat is needed at night the pool filter is running during the day. This also works with well with a Jacuzzi. This is even more important if you have a load controller. I also cover my roof turbans during the winter They are designed to remove heat from the attic by spinning driven by rising heat. Since you are heating your home it is wise to keep all of the heat inside that you can. There is a noticeable difference within a foot of the floor once they are covered. No more cold feet! Dave, Arizona

Dentures: After removing your dentures (or other dental appliance) soak in warm water overnight add a drop or 2 of bleach. Rinse well in the morning before brushing. Not only does it leave your dentures pearly white, but also it kills any fungus that can cause bad breath, mouth sores and infections. Me, NY

Diaper Rash: Many years ago my son had a diaper rash and I was told this trick. Boil 3 or 4 outside (dark green) lettuce leaves in enough water to cover them. After boiling the leaves drain the water into a jar or dish with a lid and throw the leaves out. Use boiled juice when cool on baby' bottom, rash should be on the way to recovery in 24 hours or less. A local doctor had this analyzed and still couldn't find out why it worked!
Dog Shampoo: Use Dawn dish washing on your dog instead of that expensive flea soap. Dawn works as well and is safe for your dog. Jimmy, MS
Drain Cleaner: Pour 1/2 cup baking soda in to a drain and 1/2 cup white vinegar to follow. It may require several treatments to get open and running smoothly, leave in for 30 min + and rinse with hot water. Shirley Donnelly, OH

Pour one cup of salt and one cup of baking soda into the drain followed by a about a three quarts pot of boiling water down the drain. Normally this will open the drain immediately. Teri Anne B., IA
Dresser Door Freshener: Take the perfume samples from magazines and place them in your dresser drawers for a refreshing scent. Heather P., NC
Trapped Dryer Lint: Is lint trapped in your dry trap, try using a back scratchier to remove it. Linda, IN

The Many Uses of Dryer Sheets: To keep the interior of your vehicle, R.V, boat, and rooms/closets inside your house smelling fresh/clean, place one or two fabric softener dryer sheets anywhere overnight. You can even use them to freshen your shoes, boots, suitcases, and handbags (especially while in storage)! I've even crumpled a few up and strategically placed them "inside" silk plants making coming home each day "refreshing"! These little wonders also remove static cling from just about everything! From the hemline of your skirt, to your television and computer screens, to those new vertical blinds you just put up. They'll even help "discharge" the electrical charge that builds up on those hard plastic office floor mats. Sharelle Fry
Foggy Eyeglasses: In winter, if you put a drop of liquid dish soap on your eyeglasses (both sides) and then wipe off with a dry cloth, they will not fog when coming into a warm room from the cold outside. Dayna Greene, Springfield, MO
First Aid: Any time you cut your hand, finger, or any other part of the body, take a spoonful of sugar and sprinkle it in the cut. If you are bleeding, this will thicken the blood and besides that it will take the pain away. Perfect for paper cuts. Melissa, OH

Gum In Hair: Butter will dissolve it so you can get it out fast! Tracy, MI
Hair Clarifier: For really soft shiny hair, mix 1 Tablespoon baking soda with 2 Tablespoons of your regular shampoo. Leave on for a minute or so then rinse and then rinse one more time with a small splash of vinegar. BA, OR

Handbags: I color code the contents in my handbag. It makes it easier to find things, since the inside of many handbags are dark. My wallet, glass case, medical information case, address book, receipt wallet, credit card wallet and cosmetic bag are each a different color. It makes it much easier and quicker to find what I need. Wendy Hamil, MO

Heartburn: 1 Tbls. of distilled vinegar will provide almost immediate relief (within 5 mins) of heartburn for weeks. Jeremy Watson, NV
Hiccups: Take a spoonful of peanut butter to get rid of the hiccups, believe me it works.
Russ, MI

To get rid of hick ups take a teaspoon of Grape JELLY (NOT jam). For infants, just dip your finger in the jelly and let them suck the jelly off your finger, for toddlers 1/4 teaspoon and children 1/2 teaspoon. Adjust accordingly to fit your own needs. Joan Baranek

Homemade Flea Repellant: Orange peels can help combat fleas and mosquitoes! Collect peels from citrus fruits and keep them frozen in a plastic bag until you have collected about a half a pound of them. Boil the peels in one quart of water. Then allow the peels to sit until cool. Then strain the peels and pour the left over fluid into a spray bottle and mist your dog before he goes outside. Mosquitoes hate it, fleas die from it, and it is safe to use. You can also spray their bedding and all around the house for doggy odors as well! It also neutralizes dog and cat urine odors. The active ingredient in citrus peels is its' natural pesticide. Melody Worsham, MS
Ice Packs: For a quick ice pack, keep a bag of green peas in the freezer (be sure to mark it so you can refreeze it...don't eat these peas). The peas in the bag will conform to almost any body part and are not as messy as ice. Be sure to wrap the bag of peas in a towel since you don't want to apply the cold directly to the surface of the skin. Apply 15 minutes on...15 minutes off. Put the bag back in the freezer between applications. When you use it the next time just hit it on the counter to break the peas up to a loose state again. Nancy Curtis, TX

To make a home made ice pack, take equal parts of water and alcohol in a zip lock bag.  Lie flat in freezer until needed.  The mixture will be like a really thick slushy.  You can use small or large bags, both can be molded extremely easily.
Itchy Bug Bites: For chigger bites or mosquito bites use preparation H ointment. It stops the bites from whelping up and the itching. Tammie Ward, MO
 
Fire Starters (Barbecues/Camp): Half-fill each section of a cardboard egg carton with dryer lint; then pour melted wax over it and allow to the wax to harden. Cut apart segments for fire starting. CAUTION: Do not use plastic foam egg cartons, they will not burn away and they give off toxic fumes! Mary Thompson, Murfreesboro, TN
Fire Starter (Kindling): Save money by making your own kindling for the winter months. Save your toilet tissue and paper towel cardboard rolls. Fill them with the lint from the lint trap in your dryer. Cindy Johnson, IN
Flowers: Place a penny in a vase of drooping tulips and they should stand upright again. Carol Filczer, CA
Homemade Gloves: Keep the plastic grocery bags to use as rubber gloves. Double bag then slide your hand inside and you can reach down inside of the garbage disposal to remove items or pick up disgusting things, then turn inside out as you remove the bag, tie up and toss in the trash without it having ever touched your hand. Faye Parker
Grass: Get rid of the grass that grows in the cracks of you sidewalk by spraying it with white vinegar. The weeds will be dead by the next day and you can easily pull them out and throw them away. Gloria Peebles, OH

To remove grass and weeds between sidewalk bricks and along the edges of your sidewalk or home, simply boil hot water and pour it in those spots. It will kill the pest for the entire summer. Dottie Sims, PA

Household vinegar mixed with orange oil extract will kill grass and weeds that become a problem in the driveway or any other place you have annoying weeds. Sherry, IN
Grocery Store Savings: When a grocery store has an item on sale at a great price, buy some now and then visit the store on day 3 or 7 of the sale when they are likely out of stock and get a rain check. That way, you can buy it later at the sale price whenever you get ready. Lverne, MI
Gum in Hair: To remove gum from hair use peanut butter. Rub peanut butter into the gum, adding more peanut butter as needed. Keep rubbing and the gum will start to ball up and can be easily removed. Luanne, IL

Hiccups: You'll need 1 teaspoon of sugar and 1 glass of water. Take the teaspoon of sugar and put it in your mouth, then follow the sugar with the water. Repeat if necessary, usually works on the first try! Patrick, MO

Heating Pad: For aches and pains take a bag of un-cooked rice and put it in a sock, tie the sock up at the end and put it in the microwave for as hot as you want it (caution 3 min is hot). Pull it out and put it on your ache or pain. Believe me, it works and will save you money too! Victoria Carroll, TN

Labels for Potted Plants: Slats from vinyl mini blinds can be cut into strips about 5 or 6" long, made pointed on one end and used to label potted plants or seed trays. Label with permanent marker. Marie, MS
Leaky Flower Pots: Simply put coffee filters (I usually put 4 or 5) in the bottom of the flowerpot when transplanting, it will keep dirt from running out the holes in the bottom when you water. Dayna Greene, Springfield, MO

Lice: For treatment of head lice. pharmacist tells of this remedy. Take one part white vinegar and one part cooking oil and mix together in a spray bottle. *NOTE* protect your eyes! Spray on hair and work in to scalp and hair. Wrap hair with saran wrap and leave on for one and a half hours, then use the fine tooth comb to pull out nits. Wash hair well with regular shampoo afterwards. G Freer, LA
Mattress Odor: If you have children who have wet the bed and can't get the smell out, place 3 or 4 dryer sheets under the sheet on top of mattress. It covers the odor (amazingly!) and smells like fresh laundry! Also works good on smoke smell. Tracey, KY
Mailing Boxes: Instead of writing over a logo, using mailing labels, or wrapping over your box of Christmas goodies to go through the mail, turn your used box inside out and tape/glue it back together. It's easier and nicer looking to use the clean surface of the inside of the box. Angela Sherwood
Mice: Place cotton balls soaked in liquid peppermint in areas where the rodents are know to come in. Those already in the house they will leave and no new rodents will come in. Marla, LA

Mossy Roof: Liberally sprinkle laundry detergent powder along the roof line. (Tide is the preferred brand). A light rain will do the rest. Crystal Bacon, OR
Moving Clothes: An easy way to transport hung clothing in a move, take a bed top sheet, spread it out, grab a handful or two of clothes (leave them on the hangers) then wrap them with the sheet, grab the ends and go. Stephanie, MS
Nail Fungus: Use Vicks Vapor Rub. Just smooth it on the infected nail. It is fast working and the best. Donna, SC
Old Socks: When you only have 1 sock left from a pair, don't throw it away! They make great cleaning rags. Use them for dusting or light cleaning. Desiree, OK
Paint Fumes: When painting an interior room, mix 1 tsp. vanilla per gallon of paint to mask paint fumes. Amber, KS
Paint Removal from Skin: Use Skin-So-Soft spray it will take the paint right off. Elaine Eubanks, TX Quick Home Fragrance: Take a piece of napkin, spray on you favorite perfume, stick it on you air conditioner filter (you can use a small nail or tack to stick it on) and enjoy the lovely fragrance throughout your home! Jennie, AL
Sewing:  Put a flat refrigerator magnet in your sewing box. then when your pins spill, the magnet will
collect them for you before you noticed they were gone!  Kay Zinn, WI

Shoeshine: To make dull hard surface shoes look new again, wipe with Armour All. April B.
Splinters: When you have a splinter, use duct tape to remove it. Make sure you press it on your skin firmly and remove it quickly in the opposite direction it went in. Works well on kids that are skittish to tweezers. Teresa, TX

Stop Static Cling in Hair: If your hair has static cling during the winter, rinse your hair in Downy instead of your normal conditioner. It gets rid of the static cling and feels and smells good. It is also works well to rinse your hairbrushes with it. Terri, OK
Squeaky Hinges: Spray some Pam cooking spray on the hinges (both sides), wait 5-10 minutes and wash off anything left behind. No more squeak! Nancy, OH
or
Look in your kitchen cabinets and pull out some PAM or other cooking spray and spray on those squeaks to silence them. After spraying, work the door back and forth to allow the spray to penetrate the hinge. Once the squeak subsides, wipe off excess spray to protect painted surfaces. Works wonders! Lisa Peden, Hohenwald, TN
or
Shaving cream helps noisy door hinges. Michael, KY
or
Old fashioned Pledge in the spray can works wonders on squeaky hinges. Angel Viator, LA
Stuck doors: Wooden doors that swell or are hard to open and or close...try rubbing bar soap along the edges of the door to ease the opening and closing of the door. Angelika, Missouri
Sunburn: When sunburned, rub vinegar on burn. It will take burning out and in most cases prevent peeling. Evelyn Sisler, TN
or
If you have a sunburn rub a tomato on it and it will relieve the burn. Justena Oshel, KS
Swimming Pools: For those people that have an above-ground swimming pool and are plagued with birds and all the mess that they make around the pool. Simply take an old black belt and lay it beside the pool. Birds are afraid of the belt and what it looks like and will not come anywhere near the pool. You have to try it to believe it, and it really works like a charm. To completely confuse the birds change the shape occasionally, from straight to a slightly curved position around the pool. Ralph Tate, FL

Tangled Cords: All of us have a drawer full of cords - for the coffee pot, electric skillet, griddle, etc. Most of the time, they're a tangled mess and hard to identify. I use an empty cardboard toilet paper tube for each cord. Simply insert the folded cord in the tube and label each. You can then stack them in the drawer and no more tangled mess. Anne Vislosky, NY

Ticks: If a tick's head gets stuck under skin, make a equal mix of honey and baking soda, mix, then warm do not burn skin) and put on a Band-Aid/compress. Leave this for a couple of hours, may need to repeat with heat, and ticks head will come out. My doctor told me to do this with my child and it worked (a little seed tick head). Good luck. Lynn, KY

Trash Removal: When changing trash bags in the trash cans around the house, place 2 or 3 bags at the bottom of the trash can as replacements to make it faster. Rather than looking around the house for another bag to replace the full one. Barbette

Tree Sap Removal: To remove tree sap from your skin, rub the area with mayonnaise and then wash with soap. Kris Fisher, TN
The Many Uses of Vinegar: Vinegar is good for spider bites, cleaning your coffee pot, cleaning windows, and curing diaper rash. It also removes odors, just mix 1/8 cup with full cup of water in spray bottle and spray it on the odor filled area. Vinegar is also the best remedy I have found for spider bites, mosquito bites, and ant bites. Laurie Johnsen, ID

Votive Candle Holders: To keep votive candles from burning the holder spray them first with cooking spray. Penny Bellard
Wallpaper Removal: Brush on fabric softener and the wallpaper will peel off. Pat Millima Zippers: If you have zippers that are sticking, run a lead pencil up & down the zipper (both sides) several times, the graphite in the pencil lead will make zipper much easier to pull up & down. Dayna Greene, Springfield, MO
Wasps: To remove wasps and wasp nests, use a wet-dry vacuum to vacuum pests safely into the canister. This method is also environmentally friendly. Paul Elliott, TX

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