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June 2008 - Posts

Monday, June 23, 2008 7:08 AM

Green Eggs and Hamlet

Green Eggs and Hamlet is a tragicomic mix of Shakespeare and Dr. Seuss. Though the pairing may be unusual, in a play designed to introduce the bard to children, it’s a dramatic, tongue-tying roller coaster filled with laughs and unexpected twists.
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Sunday, June 22, 2008 10:39 AM

Dog Haiku

Dog Haiku I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be Today I sniffed Many dog butts-I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paperboy-come
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Saturday, June 21, 2008 10:02 AM

Mathematical Proof that Girls are Evil

So cute!
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 7:10 AM

Funny Stuff to Amuse the Day

How true is this???Interesting ads.Diet water??? What's nothing of nothing?Holy smokes!See what happens when you sleep thru French class?source
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 11:15 AM

25 Signs You've Grown Up

Your potted plants are alive... and you can't smoke any of them.Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.You hear your favourite song in an elevator.You carry
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 10:07 AM

How Americans Plan to Use Their Tax Refund

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Monday, June 09, 2008 1:48 PM

Close that Door!!

Most companies who have paid for a car will want to write their business name on it. Some, however, should be more careful where they place things compared with where the doors move to...
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Monday, June 09, 2008 8:15 AM

Foreign Expressions

The following were winners in a New York Magazine contest in which contestants were to take a well-known expression in a foreign language, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression. HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? -- Can you drive
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Friday, June 06, 2008 2:19 PM

Espresso Coffee Drinks - A Visual Guide

I love coffee. Started with the stuff at age 4, mebbe 5. I remember my breakast was a cup of espresso with a teaspoon of condensed milk. A slice of twice-toasted baguette for dipping. Yum. Yeah, yeah... I know. Too young to drink coffee. Don't judge.
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Friday, June 06, 2008 8:22 AM

"What Does Love Mean?" See How 4-8 Year-Old Kids Describe Love

by Ladan LashkariA group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds: "What does love mean?"The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think... "When my grandmother got
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Friday, June 06, 2008 7:27 AM

I Love You

This sign reminds me of the adage: "Keep it simple, stupid."
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Thursday, June 05, 2008 3:34 PM

Words Women Use

Finally, definitions for those fellas who think women are impossible to understand... FineThis is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -
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Thursday, June 05, 2008 12:03 PM

15 Signs that your spouse is trying to kill you.

How do you know that you’re spouse isn’t trying to kill you? This is serious, darn it. Over 10,000,000,000 people are killed by their spouses every day! But don’t worry. We’ll help you look for the signs:
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Thursday, June 05, 2008 10:30 AM

Bad Domain Names

All of these are companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread... Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is
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Wednesday, June 04, 2008 8:47 AM

Today's Inspirational Thought

Hide nothing but your... Zits. This inspirational quote was brought to you by my sister... who would kill me if I made note of her name.
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Wednesday, June 04, 2008 6:27 AM

Do You Know Who I Am?!?!?!

Today's "Way to Go Award" goes to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport,
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Tuesday, June 03, 2008 2:46 PM

Delete Cookies?

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Tuesday, June 03, 2008 2:09 PM

Can You Find the Spider??

Oh boy, I love this picture!!! Can you find the spider inside this flower?Take a careful look, then peek   ==>HERE<==   for a proper close up. Gotta love nature.So? Did you find it??
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Tuesday, June 03, 2008 9:00 AM

Introduction

Hi guys,Thought I'd  start a blog;  my place to put up bits & pieces of "things." Haven't a clue what those "things" are yet, so let's begin with an introduction:Some of you guys already know me as "Elisabeth," others call me "E." 
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