October 2007 - Posts
Grandparents and GrandchildrenShe was in the bathroom putting on her makeup under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you
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This is sweet!Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot,Who calls you back when you hang up on him,Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.Wait for the guy, who kisses your forehead,Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your
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I just had to send out this warning about this virus
it is really bad!!!
I think I got a bad case of this virus….
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer
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FIRST DEGREE > A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.>The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung
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Apple Cranberry Crispfrom River Road Recipes... The Textbook of Louisiana Cuisine
INGREDIENTS:4 medium sized cooking apples (about 1-1/3 pounds)1 1-pound can whole cranberry sauce1 teaspoon cinnamon1 cup uncooked quick rolled oats1/2 cup flour1 cup
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Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED
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Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay.
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Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags
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