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FORGET the BIRD and FRUIT TREE- I want a RING!

Honestly, do you think your "true love" would send you a squawking  bird in a flimsy fruit tree? What kind of message is that? The five gold rings, now there's a great idea! Did you know that the cost of all that junk is now estimated to be

Stop Blaming Mercury! Geesh!

OOOOO. All this talk of Mercury Retrograde. Oh, Smetrograde. Reminds me of the big bad wolf that is going to come and blow your little house down. Obviously I'm not an Astrologer, and as far as astrology goes, hey, I'm sure there are some valid points
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It's NOT the Packers! It's TROUBLE!

This is a difficult post for me. I caught Spike yesterday literally ripping through a National Inquirer - dreamingly gazing at a Maltese. Oh, sure, you all know the Maltese that I'm referring to - the one worth TWELVE million dollars! Holy Major Money
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Don't tell Spike that the Packers aren't "All that"

    Spike is a little listless lately. His Greenbay Packers just aren't "all that" anymore, and he's having a difficult time coping.  There are even tickets available for the Minnesota game - a bunch of them, but what's a dog to do?
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I LOVE Matt Damon... In my Fantasy Life

What a hunky, cutie pie. I just KNOW if Matt Damon had met ME first, he never would have married what's her name. (I also just KNOW if  Matthew McConaughey would ever get to Pine, Arizona - he'd just love ME, too. It would be an instant <fatal>
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Friday the 13th = TWO

Ooooo. Scary. Friday the 13th. Ok, so I want to know who thought this stuff up? Big deal. Friday the 13th comes every so often, but always with a black cloud surrounding it....or a ladder you're not supposed to walk under, or a mirror that shouldn't be
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Chill OUT!

    I don't know about you, but here in Arizona the summer is really taking shape...in the form of 112-115 degree temperatures. Can you say "Hot flash"???  Thought that I'd post these refreshing photos to assist you all in 'chilling
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Spike the Psychic Dog Reads Pine Needles & His Memorial Day Special!!!

    Spike, Jane's amazingly accurate and psychic dog,  would like to offer a discounted rate throughout the entire Memorial Day  Holiday, starting with Friday!Spike has developed a very unique method for reading Pine Needles and
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Spike the Psychic Dog reads Peanut Shells

Spike, the psychic and oh-soo-cute wonder dog, will be filling in for Jane this afternoon. Starting at 1pm, (Pacific Time) you can get a peanut shell reading with Spike. The peanut shells are actually remants of what the squirrels have left behind, and
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Jane Says.....

I got really irritated with my mother the other night as I was engaged in our weekly conversation when she said, "Well, you know Jane, your father always said,  "Water rises to its own level". (Referring to my current piglet love interest). Fine,
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