May 2007 - Posts
Mr Black has become very near sighted. Here he's giving this watermelon his warning growl for the umpteenth time.
I spent the morning taking him over to it (oh, yeah, watermelon, sweeet); and walking him back away from
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Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and so the girl lived happily ever after, She went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and
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YOUR RIGHTS
I was playing around with the Miranda rights one day. I wanted to transform it into an affirmation I could say to myself to keep me from being the pretty damned hateful person I once was. When it came together
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This post explains why I forward jokes and sometimes even forward them to my blog. And if you feel like you remember this story from the Twilight Zone.... you're right!! :)
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying
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Which came first,
the Mourning Dove or the Egg?
Well that's easy to answer.
If you believe in creation, then the bird came first. God created the mourning dove and it laid eggs.
If you believe in evolution, the egg came first. A bird a whole
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I didn't have a small child to help me illustrate this, but Mr. Minnihan has looked slightly drunk for about three years now. He'll do!
Don'tcha hate getting those viral emails with warnings that are just pure urban legend,
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INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle,and whose given name was 'One Stone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him One Stone. After years and years of torment, he finally cracked and said, "If
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No one loves our best old superstitions and creating new ones more than I do. Check these out and make a commentment if you'd like. I'd like, so I'll make the first one. :)
This beautiful, precious, red idiot is a friend of
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Remember the BANG HEAD HERE!! TARGET that's a cure for frustration? You know the one, when frustrated, just 'bang head here.'
Well, that one gave me headaches so I created this Lollie-ized Frustration Target. It's
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I took this picture several years ago. I was walking out of a convenience store and who in the world could pass up a picture of three black and white dogs in a white and black truck?? Certainly not me!
It was only later that I really got
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Got this in email today and had to share it with you.
One Man's Perspective on Fair Play
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus
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Today's Weather Report:
early a.m. temperature
this mourning, a startling
47 chilly degrees.
Clearly it's a cold one this mourning.
It really was 47 degrees outside this morning when I caught this mourning dove fluffing.
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A friend shared this with me. I thought it was funny and too damn close to the truth in places! :))
The Five Questions Most FEARED
by Men are:
1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is
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The most rare and hardest readings to believe are the ones that say things are going to go better than wished for, or expected. They don’t happen often, but when they do, they’re just as accurate as the ones that say anything else.
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Why I love to give new clients
three free minutes:
I remember the future and there are some clients where it's brilliantly clear, the rest are clear, except once in a while I'll get a call from someone where we just don't get fully
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A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But
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subtitle: When the wheels are turning, I hate to put on the brakesSome of my beliefs about psychic ability disagrees with a lot of other people's beliefs. I've often seen it catagorized as "occult"." From my perspective that's wrong. The key word is
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Seldom seen in captivity, the rare Golden Haired Muttley is found sleeping on a cushion in my daughter's house. His puppy breath has lured us in for a close up.... ain't it grand? There ain't nuthin' sweeter than puppy breath, not nuthin'!
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I'm going to be out of pocket this weekend, enjoying time with one of my daughters out of state. :) I just wanted to take a minute to give you this bouquet and this little tip. Do you have a difficult mother or mother in law
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Here's Mr. Black in his chicken costume.
I'm breaking a vital rule of pet photography:
No matter what, the eyes and nose must be in clear focus!
Here, Mr. Black is dressed up as
"Inga, the peasant dachshund."
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Subtitle - "Take Notes" It was a very short reading. A girl called and said she wanted to go to college in September, but could not see where the money would come from for even the first semester. I read the cards and said her ex-husband would surprise
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As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.As
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Once upon a time, a beautiful whiter than white butterfly was flittering along beside a great hot and rumbling mountain. He wondered why the air burned his sniffer a bit, but was so focused on finding another sweet
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I think it is the height of arrogance to disbelieve in something just because you have no personal experience with it.
~ Billy Bob Thornton (who's mother is a psychic)
Please note: I don’t dislike skeptics for being skeptical. I’m one of the
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**Ever wondered what makes the arrow cursor move through the screen?
**** Turn your sound up, click on the link... (it'll open in a new window)
****** then move your cursor and click the mouse....
******** see what happens,
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This is not my story. I am very glad it is not my story.
So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and
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Years ago my daughter would come in and tell me a bunch of nothing about some new guy she'd met.... "Oh Mom, he's sooooooooo good looking. He's blonde, he's got blue eyes, he's got big dimples. He drives this really cool car and all the
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Meet my Mr. Minnihan. He's fifteen years old now. Eight years ago I met a gentleman over the internet. He seemed to be a fine man. That was back when I thought a guy being a fine man was enough. We had emailed a while. Then we chatted
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The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love.
~ Pearl Bailey ~
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Love matches are often made by people who are content, for a month of honey,
to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar.
~ Marguerite Gardiner
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Look! My pants that were getting shorter through most of 2006 are now, clearly, noticeably LONGER!!!! This is no trick photography. The waistline of these pants is sitting exactly at my waist and just look - they're longer!!!! Proof my butt isn't
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Here's a picture of Bozo the Woodpecker. Look at that white face, the shock of orange-red hair, and the stance... what a clown!! At our very most creative, we still only copy God.
[photo and theory of clown evolution ©
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This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day. Dwight Nelson recently told about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten
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