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Today's Okcupid Q&A - Tall, Naked and Levitating

Lollie-ext-5555 — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:52:00 GMT

While walking down the street, you see an amazingly attractive member of the gender of your preference. He/she is completely naked and floating three feet in the air. Which do you find more intriguing?

The fact that he/she is naked
The fact that he/she is defying gravity
This would totally make my day! I would be on the phone so fast, "OMG, you're not going to believe this. Get over here, get over here NOW. This guy is levitating three feet off the ground! And he's naked! And good looking. Damn how in the world is he doing that?!! No shit! No, really. I swear on both my dogs and all that is holy, I'm telling you the truth. What? No dumb ass I am not drunk, do I sound drunk? Here, I'm sending you the video. See? See? What'd I tell ya? I don't know either. I am SO uploading this to youtube!"
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Right or Wrong - it was Still Funny....

Lollie-ext-5555 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:05:00 GMT

Do you ever make up stories to tell people, just for laughs?
All the time
Sometimes
Rarely
Never
I'm not sure I understand this. Do they mean like telling your friend's boyfriend who's never met you and who you know hasn't been paying his taxes for over a year that you're with the irs and you're there to take his beloved babies (motorcycle, guitar and pickup)? YESSSSSS! :D&-= lolololol
That was years ago and it still just slays me. But I'm not a liar about it. I told him the truth as soon as I saw he was shaking all over.
He's never fully appreciated how funny that was. He thought it was kind of mean. I thought if I'd turned him in, THAT would have been mean.... but just to give him a little scare.... I dunno, I like a good practical joke played on me as long as it doesn't damage anything. His reaction has caused me to be a little more prudent since then though.
What about you? Are you ever a bullsh*t artist?

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Today's Okcupid Q&A is About Thirty Minute Orgasms (no/pic)

Lollie-ext-5555 — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:41:00 GMT

Thirty Minute Orgasms? The Hell You Say!!
Which of the two would be your preference: A lifetime supply of your favorite snack food or a 30-minute orgasm??
Duh. The 30-minute orgasm
Give me the Snacks!
They could have added an additional choice here.... no 30 minute orgasm with or without a snack. Come on.... thirty freakin minutes? Are you kidding me? That's too much. Orgasms are too intense for thirty minutes, ten, even five. I like to let my mind wander more often than that, and who can let their mind wander and continue to have an orgasm. I don't know, this is wearing me out just thinking about it. Too much of a good thing doesn't seem all that great to me.

Like genitals... and face it, or them or don't, at least not up close, unless you want to - we all pretty much like them or most of us wouldn't be here. Maybe you want something big or small, really hard or really soft.... it can still be too big to work, too small, too soft. Although you have to admit, it's difficult to imagine one too hard. :) You better read this while ya can. I may delete it.
Note: okcupid.com is the best personals site in the world. It's totally free. I am not an affiliate of theirs. I just want to read for more couples who meet there.

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Today's Okcupid Q&A is About Kissing (w/pic)

Lollie-ext-5555 — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:07:00 GMT

House with great view of the lake.............. $ 925.00 monthly
Bird seed from Target.................................. $ 8.99
Yellow potting dish from Wal-Mart............. $ 1.44
Blue tealight holder from Dollartree.......... $ 1.00

A quick kiss over lunch at the Cardinal Cafe
.................................................................. PRICELESS!!

Here's today's okcupid question, and this one really made me laugh when I thought about it....

Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Open.
Closed.
It depends.

How would your Ideal Match answer this question?
Open.
Closed.
It depends.

How important is their answer to you?
Irrelevant
A little important
Somewhat important
Very important
Mandatory
This question set is a great example of what I love about okcupid.com. Kissing with eyes opened or closed.... really it's a very small thing compared to violence, cruelty, alcoholism, etc. But come on now boys and girls... if in the course of a deep kiss your eyes flutter open for a moment and his are open and steady.... Good grief, doesn't that freak you out??? Maybe it's just me. But if they kiss with their eyes open they're gonna have to kiss my butt goodbye cause I cannot handle it. What the hell are they looking at that close up? Doesn't that make my smile crinkles look like parts of the grand canyon?

Maybe I'm crazy but if he kisses with his eyes open I'm pretty sure he's either a psychopath or an alien and I don't want to date him. What about you? Can you stand the open-eyes kisser? How's that working out for you? Is he wealthy or just extraordinary in the sack?

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Some things are ESSENTIAL, like.... SEX!

Lollie-ext-5555 — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 17:19:00 GMT

Today's okcupid.com question is:
Could you date someone who loved you with all their heart, and whom you liked a lot, but who was terrible in bed?
Yes
No
I'm Not Sure

My answer is not no, but HELL NO! I wouldn't be such a hard case about this, but I did that for several loooooooooong years with a guy where the two of us did a bang up job of meeting his needs, but mine, not so much. I'm 55 years old. I'm not going to do it again. Not ever. It's not a problem, we can be just friends instead. It goes back to fairness. Either we're both going to have a real good time, or neither of us will with each other.
:)&-=
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Okcupid question... Toilet Seat up or down?

Lollie-ext-5555 — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:11:00 GMT

That's What the Lid is For... this is the first in a series of blog posts and my entirely too well thought out answers to some of the questions you can answer at Okcupid.com. It's my favorite and also a completely free personals site.
I have always said your chances of having a long term, healthy relationship are exponentially increased when you choose your dates and life mates based much more on shared rules, values and beliefs rather than on instant chemistry and what kind of car he drives. And Okcupid matches you on rules, values and beliefs better than any other site in the world.
I have my own selfish reasons for wanting you to sign up with them..... I like to give honest and happy love readings whenever I can. I believe that's going to be more common when more callers are finding dates and mates through Okcupid.com. With that said, on to today's okcupid question and my okcupid blog comment about it.....

THAT'S WHAT THE LID IS FOR.....
QUESTION: Toilet Seat, up or down?
* Up.
* Down.
* Whatever my partner wishes.
* Either is fine with me.
The only fair way to deal with the toilet is to make putting not just the seat, but also the lid down - the rule for every one.
Then everyone has to raise something, either the seat and lid for men or the lid for women, and everyone has to put something back down when they're done.
Even in the small details of life, I am most comfortable when things are fair. I understand sometimes we're going to define that differently, and that's okay too. And if you've got a better option for the toilet seat, I'd love to hear it, consider it, maybe even switch to it. Or we can just agree to disagree you freakin idiot. lolol
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