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Babalon Reads - Cards w/o Pretense -- Rapport w/o B.S.
I am a REAL psychic reader. Common sense and TRAINED Psychic stuff, 11 years reading cards plus 5 years experience reading people (conclusion: we're all mad here). I have been a professional psychic my entire adult life. I don't give BS, and don't naturally put up with much. I don't pull names out of the ether, but I do get great interpersonal details (feelings, thoughtstuffs, motivations, directions). I've learned stuff like warning signs, and the right questions to ask. I'm a TAROT reader, but I'm a freaking PSYCHIC too. I go into a sort of trance state mind while I shuffle and throw. I can read stories/paths (if this, then that, then this other thing happens) with an emphasis on likelihood (which is a feeling). I also talk to guides. (It's a little bit like instant messaging.) And I'm an empath, which means I'm pretty easy to get along with. :c)

I discovered I had talent at reading cards when I was sixteen. I got The Faeries' Oracle for Xmas, and spent the whole day in my room (listening to my brand new FULL Phantom of the Opera soundtrack) conversing with the deck, and THE DECK TALKED BACK. I was 20 when I started reading the Thoth deck, purely because my new boyfriend referred to the oracle cards as Tarot Lite. When I was 21, I found myself in a sticky situation with a 6-month-old and an unemployed baby's daddy (nee New Boyfriend). I battled phone- and chat- and reading-for-others anxiety at something like $0.25/min for six months to make rent. Then I graduated to $0.45/min for a couple of years until I felt confident in my abilities. I've now been reading cards professionally for almost my entire adult life, and I am completely unemployable in any other field.

Vicariously and through my own trial and error, I am well-versed in pretty much every crappy thing your significant other can do to you, and most of the crappy things you can do to them. I know divorces, separations, reconciliations, and make-up/break-up. I'm aware that it may seem like a good idea at the time to fix a broken relationship by adding another person. (I'm also pretty well versed in proper polyamory.) And I'm apparently learn'd at Lesbian Drama. I'm familiar with One Night Stands of Badness, as well as One Night Stands of GLORY. I know affairs inside and out (the good, the bad, the ugly). I know when to compromise, and when to put your foot down. I know when to get out. I know when to stay. I know when to stay just 'cause you need to see for yourself why you need to leave (and I'll put it in just that way).

When I say I'm non-judgmental, I MEAN it. My only concern is whether or not the romantic behavior in which you're engaging will eventually drive you mad. Billing myself as a Psychic BFF is corny as hell, but it's true. I firmly believe that psychic clients ought to be able to tell their readers things they wouldn't dare breathe to their best friend.

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2/13/2012     faith0924   5 stars picked up on the situation real well and also very accurate 
2/11/2012     Golden Light   5 stars a couple of days ago i called this lady and she actually predicted the exact words this person was feeling for me..this individual repeated words for words what she had said. Yeah, you could say that SHE ROCKS! 
2/9/2012     TOM6223   5 stars You ROCK!!! 
2/7/2012     Golden Light   5 stars Thanks for the sweet reading. With Love, GL 
2/7/2012     TOM6223   5 stars Thank you 
2/7/2012     Almond Joy   5 stars The reading was really good. She made me laugh and realize some things about the situation that I am in. I really enjoyed the reading. Thanks! 
2/6/2012     Emma748   5 stars Always great! Thanks again ! 
2/4/2012     TOM6223   5 stars If I could, I would HIGH FIVE ya!!...thanks!! 
2/4/2012     pjpena   1 star I have never left a one star - just didn't feel that you connected with me or my situation. Felt that to many questions were asked. Very friendly, just not the reader for me. Refund please 
2/3/2012     TOM6223   5 stars GREAT! GREAT! GREAT! 
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