a little joke, sure to put a smile on your face...if you are wondering what the man and the woman in the picture might be saying, here goes:
“I’ll tell you why I need to live in Manhattan,” he trilled while thrusting his martini shaker into the air. “An Englishman must live on an island!” “I’ll tell you why I need to live in
a penthouse,” she replied with her signature deadpan. “I’m only happy when I’m on top.” “And the reason you live with me?”
he asked while refilling her glass.
“You own the penthouse.”
(LOL)LAUGH OUT LOUD !!!
For over 25 years,I have provided professional readings using my gift of clairvoyance inherited from my Spaniard great-grandmother: she passed down psychic abilities as well as the ability for levitation.People would travel on foot for miles to see her & was renowned for her psychic abilities and for healing others. Born with this God gifted ability: clairvoyance & clauriesence, highly empathic. At a young age I was blessed with the gift of seeing angels, ghosts, spirits, and relaying special spiritual messages that helped my clients find the solution to a problem and the courage to be happy. Now, I can combine that gift with my experience with angelic visitations and insightful visions, angel tarot, dream interpretations, picture readings, palm readings, numerology, rituals to reunite lovers, bring him or her back chiromancy,spy-like remote viewing to open your minds eyes to the truth and your destiny in this life...
I believe that "Good sex creates more love each time," & "That's why it's called 'making love.'" Tell me! Do you and your guy frequently make out? How do you keep your physical connection feeling new and fresh?Need help peering into your romantic destiny? Learn what last night's dream really means! What's He Thinking? Still trying to get inside his head?
A soulmate is someone you have spent every lifetime with and in this life you need to get it right, while paying for the "sins" of your past life. I can help you understand what to do and where to go from here.
When you met did you think WOW?
When your with them do others things not matter?
Was your soulmate/you married or in another relationship?
Did he/she run from you?
Did he/she say I love you then take it back?
Do you shake when you touch?
Was making love with your soulmate not the same as with others, even those you loved?
Is he/she not someone you would have went for?
Do you long for him/her and don't understand why?
Are you having dreams and it's been months, years?
Do you pick up emotions you don't know where they came from?
When he/she is not talking to you or around you in some way do you feel like a part of you is missing, or that something is just not right with life? Remember this Love, should make you feel like a STAR. A STAR ‘s shine shoots like a laser beam onto the ocean and its shine shoots right back up to the STAR, just to happen again and again. To feel in love, both you and your partner should feel an eternal excitement and eternal surprise to your sweet encounters.
Create your future by the choices you make right now, call and begin to make your life the best it can be, right now ! You must take the first step, call me I can guide you from this day forward to forevermore...
a little loving note: a good reading requires more than 3 or 5 minutes. For a real intense reading get the 1 hour reading with me, its mind-blowing, so let's do it ! Let me be your very own personal psychic !
Men, may you always enchant your woman, woman may you keep your man enchanted with your love...