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My abilities are the direct result of 15 years of hard work, study, and sheer bloody-mindedness.

I've got 9 years (10 this fall) of professional experience under my belt --and if this fails to impress compared to others who've racked up 20-40 years of professional readings, please consider : Reading has been my full-time job since I turned 22. Think about that for a second. -This- chick has been conducting somewhere between 6 and 13 hours of paid psychic readings a week for the last 1/3 of HER ENTIRE EXISTENCE ON THE PLANET. That's pretty damn impressive in its own right, am I right? The official 1/3 mark (the point at which I'll have seen 11 years of full-time readings and 33 years of birthday cakes) is still around a year and a half away. I don't know what I'll do to mark the occasion. ...Throw a party? Launch a new ad campaign? Maybe raise my rates for the first time in a decade? LOL
Specialties
Infidelity
LGBTQ Issues
Love/Relationships
Breakups/Divorce
Family/Friends
Skills & Methods
Tarot
Empath
Dream Exploration
Clairaudient
Clairsentient
Languages
English
Approach to Topics
I hold myself to nearly impossible standards of professional excellence in the fields of being CORRECT and being USEFUL. In fact, that's basically my Psychic Reader Mission Statement : "Be correct, be useful." As far as I'm concerned, a reading that fails to be BOTH isn't EITHER.

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I specialize in reading

PEOPLE + RELATIONSHIPS :
I can, will, and regularly do READ ANY PEOPLE and ANY RELATIONSHIP DYNAMIC. Your ex, your boss (your ex-boss), your kid, your sister.

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PATHS :
CAREER paths, LIFE paths, SPIRITUAL paths, and the path to LASTING LOVE -- I'm quite good at zooming out and scouting for opportunities/evaluating any available crossroads. I am also an experienced guide through the psychologically treacherous territories of Big Life Change.

I will NOT answer questions about : Pets, Benefits (disability, unemployment, or otherwise), Medical Issues, Evictions, Bankruptcy, or any other kinds of Legal Issues.
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If you'd like to get to the bit where I prove my abilities in the most time-efficient AND impressive manner possible, you're going to have to put aside the flaming hoops and trust issues. I do NOT play guessing games and I especially LOATHE "Test the Psychic."

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A proper reading lasts at least ten minutes. Five minutes on the line is not a reading, it is a nuisance.

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Start with the SITUATION not the blasted TIME-FRAME.

Timing is the result of my READING of your SITUATION, not some special gift that allows me to pull miraculously accurate dates out of the aether. If you insist upon asking "when" before "whether" (or "when" before EVERYTHING) I will be forced to ignore your question and replace it with my own.

Also, since increasing the zoom only decreases the resolution, I tend not to mess with timing in increments smaller than "within a week."

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Nine times out of ten the customer who spends seven minutes on the line lobbing a series of ill-framed YES/NO questions at me like a nine-year-old with a shiny, new Magic 8-Ball becomes the customer who complains that I have not answered ANY of his/her questions.

Listen up, kids!

(1)It takes a certain amount of finesse to pose a Y/N question that will receive a straight answer. (Or ANY answer other than, "You have asked the wrong d*mn question.")

(2)The straightest possible answer is often :
"mostly yes/mostly no."

(3)The CORRECT + USEFUL answer is ALWAYS :
"(mostly) yes/no BECAUSE..."

I have ZERO tolerance for individuals who expect their yes/no answers served up instantaneously and without context or commentary. It goes against the principle of my Work and the very fiber of my flipping being!
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