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Hi, there. I'm Babs.

I am an empathic (I read energies), clairaudient (with the help of vociferous guides or "the little voices in my head") tarot maven (and I use cards to tune into every reading). My abilities are the direct result of 15 years of hard work, study, and sheer bloody-mindedness. I have been conducting somewhere between 6 and 13 hours of paid psychic readings a week for 1/3 of my existence on this planet.

I hold myself to nearly impossible standards of professional excellence in the fields of being CORRECT and being USEFUL. As far as I'm concerned, a reading that fails to be BOTH isn't EITHER. I am 93% prone to honing in on the gods' honest TRUTH, and 111% likely to say it aloud. If you're not prepared for a distinctly HONEST answer to your pressing question, it would probably be better if you didn't get a reading at all.

I specialize in reading PEOPLE + RELATIONSHIPS (ANY PEOPLE and ANY RELATIONSHIP DYNAMIC. Your love interest, your ex, your boss [your ex-boss..], your kid, your bff, your sister, your sister in-law... ) and PATHS (CAREER paths, LIFE paths, SPIRITUAL paths, and the path to LASTING LOVE.) Path readings are the ONLY general readings I offer, and I ONLY offer them because I'm good at them. -- I'm quite skilled at zooming out, scouting for opportunities, and evaluating any available crossroads. I am also an experienced guide through the psychologically treacherous territories of Big Life Change.

I am NOT a financial reader. And though I can tell you what every person in the interview or the office thinks of you, I have no freaking CLUE whether they'll hire or fire you. I will not and in many of these cases legally, literally CAN NOT answer questions about : Pets, Benefits (disability, unemployment, or otherwise), GRADES/EXAMS, Medical Issues (up to and including PREGNANCY and paternity), Gambling, Evictions, Real Estate, Bankruptcy, Child Custody, or any other kinds of LEGAL ISSUES.

I consistently send free minutes to every RETURNING customer. If I see that you've called me before, I will immediately add minutes toward your CURRENT CALL.
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I do NOT play guessing games and I especially LOATHE "Test the Psychic." My job is to interpret pure metaphor and translate it into real information. If you'd like to get to the bit where I prove my abilities in the most time-efficient AND impressive manner possible you're going to have to put aside the flaming hoops and trust issues. If I need contextual details (information you d*mn well know, like "how long have you been together?") I will ALWAYS ask YOU before I waste time asking my CARDS.

I'm here to give psychic READINGS, not to blurt out as many answers as you can get in $10 or less. Five minutes on the line is not a reading, it is an emotionally and energetically draining NUISANCE. ANYONE who spends five minutes or less on my line will find themselves unceremoniously BLOCKED.


Nine times out of ten the customer who spends five minutes on the line lobbing a series of ill-framed YES/NO questions at me like a nine-year-old with a shiny, new Magic 8-Ball becomes the customer who complains that I have not answered ANY of his/her questions. (Or worse, that I'm being intentionally vague!)

Listen up, kids!

(1)YOU'RE (probably) ASKING THE WRONG QUESTION. It takes a certain amount of finesse to pose a Y/N question that will receive a straight answer --or ANY answer aside from, "You have asked the wrong d*mn question."

(2)The straightest possible answer is often : "MOSTLY YES/MOSTLY NO." Because that's how reality works. There are very few absolutes in life, and most of them can be found in the "Topics I'm not allowed to read about" section above.

(3)THE CORRECT + USEFUL ANSWER IS ALWAYS : "(mostly) yes/no BECAUSE..." I have ZERO tolerance for individuals who expect their yes/no answers served up instantaneously and without context or commentary. It goes against the principle of my Work and the very fiber of my being!


Timing is the result of my READING of your SITUATION, not some special gift that allows me to pull miraculously accurate dates out of the aether. Start with the SITUATION not the blasted TIME-FRAME. If you insist upon asking "when" before "whether" (or "when" before EVERYTHING) I will be forced to ignore your question and replace it with my own. Also, since increasing the zoom only decreases the resolution, I don't mess with timing in increments smaller than "within a week."
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