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Biblical Christian Prophet heard on Glenn Beck, JAMN 94.5FM and Mix 93.1FM
Background
I began doing Readings when I was 15 years old. I remember. I was working at what was then Lechmere in The Woburn Mall...a rather pitiful mall in Woburn, MA. They had a "Psychic Fair" one week. It was hosted by the late Ramona Garcia of happy memory. My God I was hooked! I just Loved it. I was fascinated with the cards and their symbols...that the future could be known! That one could know things psychically about another!
I bought my own Tarot Deck and took my new cards to high school. I was a sophomore. I honestly thought I was making things up to tell people. These images and ideas would pop into my head. It just so happened I was spot on. Well, word got out and everyone in Woburn Senior High School wanted a Reading. The year was 1988. And I figured since I was gonna be doing Readings, I may as well charge! It was $5.00 a reading and I had a small line at my lunch table in the High School cafeteria. I went home with $45.00 that day! I knew then I wanted to do this for the rest of my life.
Not a year later, I met a charming fellow at a party. He showed me how to perform "Mediumship Readings". That is, speaking about those who have passed on to the other side; Guardian Angels; Saints; GOD!
He guided me in the paths of Mediumship and Astrology. Further down the road I met Witches and Wizards who trained me in the Arts of Magick. Well, who guided me anyway. All real studying was ultimately done by me. And there was a lot of trial and error.
I bought my own Tarot Deck and took my new cards to high school. I was a sophomore. I honestly thought I was making things up to tell people. These images and ideas would pop into my head. It just so happened I was spot on. Well, word got out and everyone in Woburn Senior High School wanted a Reading. The year was 1988. And I figured since I was gonna be doing Readings, I may as well charge! It was $5.00 a reading and I had a small line at my lunch table in the High School cafeteria. I went home with $45.00 that day! I knew then I wanted to do this for the rest of my life.
Not a year later, I met a charming fellow at a party. He showed me how to perform "Mediumship Readings". That is, speaking about those who have passed on to the other side; Guardian Angels; Saints; GOD!
He guided me in the paths of Mediumship and Astrology. Further down the road I met Witches and Wizards who trained me in the Arts of Magick. Well, who guided me anyway. All real studying was ultimately done by me. And there was a lot of trial and error.
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Time went on...
...and on. It wasn't until December of 2010 that, out of nowhere, my Readings took off! As though The Universe knew I was ready after 22 years of training. I appeared on WZOU Boston, JAMN 94.5FM, Mix 93.1FM, even The Glenn Beck Program! I was featured in the Boston Globe and Salem Evening News. Yet, what put me "on the map" were my annual predictions. I would go on radio every early January, and cast 30 Prophecies for the year. Well, they had me back every year after that! Why? Because I was right. I am real.
But how do you distinguish the real Psychics from the frauds?
It is called The Mathematical Law of Problematical Conjecture. It means this:
Let’s say I tell you, “Tomorrow, it is going to rain.” I have a 50% chance of being right. However, every variable I introduce into the prediction REDUCES my chances of being correct by 50%. The Mathematical Law of Problematical Conjecture. Now let’s say I add to that and say “It will start raining at 9am” I have now reduced my chances of being accurate by another 50% down to 25%. Now I say “It will stop raining at 2pm”. My chances of being correct are now 12.5%. You follow? Stay with me…
When I predicted the Boston Marathon attacks, I said the following:
The city…Boston. That’s 50% (although, considering the number of cities in the US, I should be given more credit!) Then I predicted the type of event. Tragedy & Terror. 25% chance now. I predicted the time. Late April. 12.5%. I predicted a direct, local result. Economic depression in the Back Bay. 6.25%. I predicted where the perpetrators would be caught. “The city submerged in water”. They were captured/killed in Watertown, MA. I had a 3.125% chance of being correct…and I was. Friends, you can’t GUESS like that. After years of documentation, my worst year of accuracy was 74.4%. My best was 96.6%.
"Having then gifts differing according to the grace that is given to us, whether prophecy, let us prophesy according to the proportion of faith"
~ Romans 12:6
"Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world." ~ 1 John 4:1
"Follow after charity, and desire spiritual gifts, but rather that ye may prophesy." ~ 1 Cor 14:1
Noah, Abraham, Jacob, Moses, Joshua…All built "Altars unto the Lord". Even Joseph had a “Divination Cup”.
I’ve been doing this for 30 years now.
So, I am asking you to take a leap of faith…and to trust me.
Sincerely,
EJ
NOTE! - I am a Bible believing Christian. If you are in an adulterous affair, living an ungodly lifestyle, expect to be called out. This Ad was revised as of 25 August 2018 @1931 hours. I am through tickling people's ears. I expect this KEEN account won't last a week once I start taking calls again.
...and on. It wasn't until December of 2010 that, out of nowhere, my Readings took off! As though The Universe knew I was ready after 22 years of training. I appeared on WZOU Boston, JAMN 94.5FM, Mix 93.1FM, even The Glenn Beck Program! I was featured in the Boston Globe and Salem Evening News. Yet, what put me "on the map" were my annual predictions. I would go on radio every early January, and cast 30 Prophecies for the year. Well, they had me back every year after that! Why? Because I was right. I am real.
But how do you distinguish the real Psychics from the frauds?
It is called The Mathematical Law of Problematical Conjecture. It means this:
Let’s say I tell you, “Tomorrow, it is going to rain.” I have a 50% chance of being right. However, every variable I introduce into the prediction REDUCES my chances of being correct by 50%. The Mathematical Law of Problematical Conjecture. Now let’s say I add to that and say “It will start raining at 9am” I have now reduced my chances of being accurate by another 50% down to 25%. Now I say “It will stop raining at 2pm”. My chances of being correct are now 12.5%. You follow? Stay with me…
When I predicted the Boston Marathon attacks, I said the following:
The city…Boston. That’s 50% (although, considering the number of cities in the US, I should be given more credit!) Then I predicted the type of event. Tragedy & Terror. 25% chance now. I predicted the time. Late April. 12.5%. I predicted a direct, local result. Economic depression in the Back Bay. 6.25%. I predicted where the perpetrators would be caught. “The city submerged in water”. They were captured/killed in Watertown, MA. I had a 3.125% chance of being correct…and I was. Friends, you can’t GUESS like that. After years of documentation, my worst year of accuracy was 74.4%. My best was 96.6%.
"Having then gifts differing according to the grace that is given to us, whether prophecy, let us prophesy according to the proportion of faith"
~ Romans 12:6
"Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world." ~ 1 John 4:1
"Follow after charity, and desire spiritual gifts, but rather that ye may prophesy." ~ 1 Cor 14:1
Noah, Abraham, Jacob, Moses, Joshua…All built "Altars unto the Lord". Even Joseph had a “Divination Cup”.
I’ve been doing this for 30 years now.
So, I am asking you to take a leap of faith…and to trust me.
Sincerely,
EJ
NOTE! - I am a Bible believing Christian. If you are in an adulterous affair, living an ungodly lifestyle, expect to be called out. This Ad was revised as of 25 August 2018 @1931 hours. I am through tickling people's ears. I expect this KEEN account won't last a week once I start taking calls again.
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