No one calls a reader because they are having a great day--it's anxiety and concern that bring us to this forum. I have been on your side of the phone/computer--with my heart in my throat wanting to know the answers--would I get the job, would my person of interest love me back, would it all work out--would it be ok. And I wanted clarity and honesty, not fairy tales and generic stories about happy endings.
PLEASE READ BEFORE CALLING-- I am not excited to deliver bad news, HOWEVER, life is not always what we want it to be. I am going to tell you exactly what I see and feel and that may or may not match up with what you want or not want to hear. But it will be the truth. So if you want a fairy tale or me to support your narrative that is not based in reality, I am not the reader for you. I will give you my all, and ask for you to be open and willing to listen.
If you have read this whole thing and can correctly identify the song where my name comes from, I will give you 5 free minute after your first reading.