I try very hard to give people the truth. If you can't contextualize the insights I offer, lie in your feedback, or frequently express your disappointment with readings by bashing readers in their feedback, I would rather you not call!!

IT'S RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I HAVE A VERBAL TICK. I SOMETIMES USE PHRASES REPEATEDLY TO DESCRIBE SITUATIONS. MY APOLOGIES IF THAT SOUNDS CANNED, THAT'S NOT MY INTENTION. I TAILOR MY CALLS TO EACH INDIVIDUAL, AND I TRY TO SPEAK IN BASIC SYNTAX TO MAKE SURE I'M UNDERSTOOD...AND IF YOU ASK ME AT THE SAME GUY OVER & OVER AGAIN FROM DIFFERENT USER NAMES, THE ODDS ARE I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE SAME ANSWER OVER & OVER AGAIN.

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO JUST VALIDATE YOUR FANTASIES, I'M NOT THE RIGHT READER FOR YOU. I DON'T GO ALONG JUST TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, AND I'M SORRY IF THAT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS.

Please read the following before giving me a call.

1. I promise honesty. I’m sorry if that’s hard to hear sometimes, but I promise to be kind as I deliver it. I promise to respect your feelings. To that end, I will often say, "I'm not a doctor. I'm not a lawyer. I'm not an accountant." You should rely upon the professional advice you receive. If you don't follow that advice, please don't blame me.

2. I reserve the right to reject, block and not take calls at any time. I will not be abused.

3. I do my best to interpret events, perceptions, ideas and impressions without personal bias. Sometimes my bias will creep into my interpretation. I will tell you “that’s my bias”.

4. Please don’t lie or try to mislead me during our reading. It confuses me and slows down the reading tremendously.

5. I promise not to waste your time with a lot of questions. I ask that you have a direct question ready for our call.

6. If you’re upset, or angry please don’t vent your frustration on me. I’m not your boss, partner, wife, husband, or banker. When you’re angry or crying I can’t focus on your question.

7. Life is not black & white. There are shades and nuances. So, if you’re asking me, “Will he come back?” The answer could be yes, but that doesn’t mean “Yes, and we’re going to have 2.5 kids and buy a minivan.” If you need me to clarify, please ask me to do so.

8. Please don’t mischaracterize my readings in your feedback. I’ve found that most poor feedback I’ve received is because the caller is rushed, doesn’t understand and doesn’t ask me to clarify.

9. Every reading is unique. At times a different perspective will emerge, a clearer sense of the situation will reveal itself. I give you the information as I get it, and as honestly as I can relay it.

My approach to this type of work has always been more grounded than some of my contemporaries. I do my best to give you guidance without bias. I am compassionate, understanding and non-judgmental. I don't use tools, candles, spells or any of that stuff, and I never have.

Unfortunately, I can't give you a very detailed reading in 3 minutes. I try to read your situation as efficiently as I can, as I never want to waste your time or money, but short of speed talking I can't fill in a lot of details if I don't have the time.